SIS Archives -- April 2001


Name: Jimbo
@home

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 23:09:32
Comments:

Cara- Let me get this straight. Kirsten Dunst thought Hey 19 was Happy Birthday? Ho boy. I don't know if she was thinking the traditional tune or the one by Stevie Wonder.

And this is the girl that's going to play Mary Jane in the upcoming Spider-Man film? Boy are we getting an onslaught
Hollyweird types or what.


Name: scurvy sis
@dutchtreat.net

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 22:27:31
Comments:
You all have just received the Amish Virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, please delete all of your files.
Thank thee

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 22:13:47
Comments:
it's you, dumbass.

Geesh.


Name: oooooooo


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 22:10:37
Comments:
who is it, KD?

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:54:47
Comments:
At least now we know who's doing the postings.

Name: betty ford
hey, how'd i get here?

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:45:12
Comments:
could someone fix me a percodan cocktail?

Name: amy carter
laplicker

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:44:11
Comments:
sluuuuuuuurp!

Name: billy carter
hiccup!

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:42:39
Comments:
buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

Name: Jimmy Carter


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:39:27
Comments:
Hey!

Name: DaddyG
in the shadows, waiting...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:34:04
Comments:
angel - survived - yes, that's appropriate. Thanks!

Aussie - VERY VERY jealous

YGK - keep it goin man...

Could Cyn and eLLe go to the Middle East and please talk some sense into those guys?

Gina - 1950's huh? Mint - that would cost a bundle... any other good copys?

Devilish Golgatha


Name: cara mia
TV land

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 21:15:38
Comments:
On Letterman (CBS) moments ago (around 12:10 A) Paul Schafer and band played "Hey 19" as an intro to Kirsten Dunn's (sp?) appearance. Dave asked if she knew what the song was, and she said, "Happy Birthday?", and Paul informed her of the authorship and said it was in her honor. I guess she is another young HollyWood latest thing...

xoxo,
cara mia


Name: angel
There was a vampire screaming

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 20:57:10
Comments:
Wild day here on the guestbook. More noise then signal.
Spent the afternoon paying the bills. Brought back all the memories of the fun in New York last month. Worth every penny, in my humble opinion. Thanks again.

aa: If I were you, I would feel quite honored at being on Blaise's top 40 list. Guess you are a regular now.... LOL

YGK: Too bad, no MP3. So I can't listen it it. :-( It was a great show you put on for us, that's for sure.

Aussie: Glad you managed to drop in. Hope the new job goes well for you.

Lisa and Daddy G: You survived the concert!

Good night all, work again tomorrow...


cause it was his damn show....


Name: Lisa G


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 20:35:23
Comments:
Aus-thanks. How's the new job?

Gina, wormy, et al on the gallery-nice to finally see you--like a patchwork of cyber friends getting all sewn up.

LB-keep checkin' in.

DOMC-urgent meeting desperately in need of scheduling. P'haps somewheres in the Bronx on a sunny day...

*sigh*


Name: Flipper
it'sallpink

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:45:46
Comments:
Let me be your Carib Cannibal backdoor man.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:44:16
Comments:
Cyn have another drink.

Name: How many evil anons does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:44:10
Comments:
All of them.

One to bend over,

another one to screw it up the other's ass,

and the rest to sit around wanking wondering why it's so dark, and waiting for their turn to bend over.


Name: Cyn


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:41:53
Comments:

Paging Dr's Kruger, Freud and Wu,

Line up..its time for your shock treatment...Nurse Hatchet will show you where to go.
After that you will have a catscan to see if you all really have a brain.

Name: Dr. Freud

Location: ,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:26:56
Comments:
Prognosis: Nuh uh.

Name: Dr. Luther's Assistant
He comes on when he seems so distant

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:21:55
Comments:
I've got just the man

http://goatse.cx/giver.html


Name: Dr. Wu


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:15:33
Comments:
Hmm, good question.

Name: Dr. Kruger


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:13:37
Comments:
We wholeheartedly concur doctor. We would only add bi-hourly supplementation with steely dan -- ideally way, way west of Hollywood.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:11:19
Comments:
Yeah, but who'd do it?


Name: Dr. Freud
The Case of the Cynful Evil Twins

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:05:36
Comments:
Therapy transcripts:

"Whereas I would stomp you in a New York minute. Then I'd turn my horse around and Go Back Jack and Do It Again."

"we WILL know who you are, where you live, what you ate for breakfast, the last time you had sex"

"I'm not that stupid...my Bassett can kick your Danes ass"

Diagnosis: Hydrant in butt.

Prescription: Put it in pussy.

Bottom line: In desperate need of ongoing good fucking.


Name: GOD
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE POWERS THAT BE...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 19:04:20
Comments:
**************
**************
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
******** ...YOU ARE DEAD!
*******
****** ?
****** . .
. **** . . .
. . *** . . !
$ . ** . . . #
*.

Name: Cyn's evil twin....


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:50:21
Comments:

Of course that would depend on if you are refering to the Gb's listed or if you are refering to your your multiple personalities (Sybil). I'm sorry, is your straight jacket too tight and cutting off the circulation to you tiny head.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:49:01
Comments:
*hiccup*

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:37:59
Comments:
Which of the thirty of us would you be addressing?

Signed,

The Thirty Of Us


Name: Cyn


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:35:59
Comments:

I sure will...and make a toast to your early demise. Besides is THAT the best you can do?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:28:27
Comments:
Cyn = lp after a nightcap

Name: Sally Fieldless


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:27:32
Comments:
They don't like me. They don't like me.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:25:20
Comments:
Cyn have another drink.

Name: Cyn
OPEN THE DOOR....ITS ME!!!

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:22:11
Comments:

Thank God ya'll are having problems too.....Thought maybe some one had changed the lock and didn't send me a key. Or that I had been banished for 3 postings in a row...lol.
They are filming "Tuck Everlasting" (Disney).The town has maintained its beautiful Victorian Buildings and thats what brought Disney here. They have transformed it back in time to that era. Its very cool to see what it actually looked like back then.
Paramount filmed "Runaway Bride" here too...the small town scenes.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:21:48
Comments:
But wasn't that a bit TOO easy?

Name: Jesus
:)

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:18:45
Comments:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:05:57
Comments:
ahhh see now I really feel like an idiot..COOL Cyn!!Lunch sounds good ; )
yes I am having a problem with the chat, can't get in, server overload (?)
What movie are they filming Cyn?
I remember that one with Rosie and Whitney and Mary Catharine
LOL!!

Name: angel
Calling Annon...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 18:04:23
Comments:
I can't get into chat either. I sent a message to St. Al.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 17:52:24
Comments:

Am not posting my name in case I get flack for 3 in a row....
But..is anyone else having problems getting into the chat?

ps..Gina, what a lovely Terrier, smooth coated? (The Face) has a wirehair terrier and my bassett "Indiana Bones" is soooo in love with her.


Name: Cyn
My favorite Molly Shannon skit....

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 17:23:53
Comments:

The Christmas one 2(?) years ago with Rosie and Penny Marshall as nuns along with Whitney "that wasn't my pot" Houston. Molly was doing her "superstar" thing. Rosie and Penny kept cracking up, and had to turn away from the camera.

Whewwwww..made it pass the one line limit.

Cyn


Name: Cyn
Olive branch in hand......

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 17:16:40
Comments:

Amen, sister! this outta really piss them off....Lets do lunch, sometime!

Sorry it took awhile to respond.....went up town to watch the filming...Saw Sissy from afar, drivin' a horse and wagon. Tomorrow William Hurt (be still my heart) will be filming his part(I'm gonna make friends with HIS horse...lol, taking apples and such. Think he'll fall for it?)

Ya gotta love a good peace dove,

Cyn


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 17:10:35
Comments:
Yeah Jenny are you there for chrissakes? everybody using the yella to find the girl now. YOO HOO JENNY!!!!

Name: Geoff
hat2flat@earthlink.net
Location: Chicago still,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 16:40:49
Comments:
Jenny,

are you there? - I replied to your e-mail and for some reason it got sent back... I'll try again


Geoff


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 16:21:00
Comments:
one other thing..I am not getting along with Cyn.

get a life for goodness sakes..

*out -like a light*

Cyn ..you said you could tell if it was me or a poseur..I didn't write this. I think we should get along, because we are providing sickos with WAY too much fun..whatdayah say? hand sake and be done with it?live and let live..etc etc etc?
eLLe


Name: eLLe
Sally O'Mally

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 16:12:45
Comments:
I'm fifty 5---0
wahahaaa I caught it- loved it. My fav. is the one when she does her cheerleader act with Steven Tyler.LMFAOROFL!!!!!

Name: Aussie
@work
Location: New York, NY USA
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:19:37
Comments:
A quick cheque of the GB this early evening of the weekend's meltdown....Lordy lord. What goes on?

LadyBaySide: My sincerest condolances. Got your E-blast from last week today (finally) and upon YGK's heads up when we spoke briefly this afternoon I saw what your husband posted over the weekend. I'm deeply sorry you have to go through this...let me know how I can help. Keeping fingers crossed for Morgan boys. Much better things to come....No worries and Godspeed in your search.

SunnySamantha: LOL on the "Leg Up"!!! Speaking of Leg Up: did you catch the Molly Shannon special on SNL last Saturday night? After indulging in fine Columbian with guests from Massachussets I nearly went numbre one on the couch in the living room I was laughing so hard. I'm fifty! Five-Oh. I can Kick..! LOL

Negative Girl: Please see above comments to Sam.

CaraMiaMarsha: Responded to your blast today. Sorry for delay. Been away and distracted...will definitely hook up with you next Thursday for drinks and more...

Topsoilant wunder-wurm: Thanks for hues but would love more colour.

LuckLessPedestrian and NMN: A trip to Boston is a real possibility for Memorial Day weekend....if Beantown it is, then the Cape and hopefully into Fenway if the Bosox are in town...perhaps we can connect. Please advise.

St. Al: Package sent via United States Postal Service. You're in good hands.

LisaG and DaddyG: Nice shots in the GB Gallerie. DaddyG: Caught the Yankees yesterday afternoon to sit in the sun, drink beers, have a few dogs and watch Roger Clemens edge past Gaylord Perry in the All-time Strike out list and sweep the Oakland Athletics. What a day. What a game. And the Stadium looks better than ever. The Kentucky BlueGrass used in the outfield was a beautiful green colour which was expertly laid to contrast frame-by-frame and give a checkerboard appearance. We all came back with sun-kissed faces. Summer is here.

Hoops: Thank you for blast. Let me know next time you're in NYC.

Blaise: Please say hello to BlacksGirl for me. Will ya?

YGK: Glad to hear the Dog giggin' it out in Albany. Keep grinding dude.


Babes in California all week long......

Everybody have a great week.

Aus


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:17:47
Comments:
What damage?

Name: My spurs?
Oh sorry...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:12:33
Comments:
I forgot to take them off...

t


Name: Blaise
why bother...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:10:44
Comments:
I'm the one who posted that comment.

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:07:41
Comments:
That wasn't me with the anon post below, but I echo the sentiment (and will refrain from my own one-liners myself): quick disses and especially (anonymous) slams are lame. I'll stop myself, and the ones who do the damage without identifying themselves know how lame they are already.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:05:32
Comments:
Yeah but then it wouldn't be archived.

Yw.


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:05:15
Comments:

Don't come in here telling people what they can or can not post in here. At least we all post our names...not like you, coward. Be brave for once...post it for all to see.


Name: geekboi.com promotions team
promotions@geekboi.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 15:03:33
Comments:
check out our site today!

http://www.geekboi.com


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:59:53
Comments:
Can you people move on to chat for your one liners, they're not archived over there and we've stopped caring a week ago. thank you.

Name: common dirty ground


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:56:07
Comments:
yeah two sick old quacks, i mean chicks.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:53:43
Comments:
Ho Ho Ho

Name: Cyn
Common Ground......

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:43:38
Comments:

True, eLLe and I don't quite see eye to eye, BUT, we have common ground where our children are concerned. So don't tread there....

T...I just love your spurs..LOL. Can you teach my horse to run to me by whistling?


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:39:49
Comments:
another nutty day. Thanks everyone.

Name: Hey snakie...
.

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:38:27
Comments:
Did you get the resend?

t


Name: Blanc de Blanc
Widest Stetson

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:24:44
Comments:
'preciate it.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:12:58
Comments:
look who's talking about getting a life!

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:09:49
Comments:
second runner up: i'm not getting along with cyn

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:06:30
Comments:
one other thing..I am not getting along with Cyn.

get a life for goodness sakes..

*out -like a light*


Name: Cyn
Not to worry..t

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:04:48
Comments:

You're one of the good guys...I can tell by that white Stetson. But the mask seems hide your great cheekbones....lol. And your horse looks like silver in the sun.


As before I offer an invite to Mr."Anonoposter" to come into chat......Prove to us that you can stand up to us and be a man/woman. That is if your Mommy lets you out of your cage.

How about 7pm EST time.....? Is that time enough for you to wash out mommy underwear before you join us?


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 14:02:11
Comments:
nice try there eLLe poseur..but sorry you forgot 2 very vital things that I usually add to my post. HA!
you lose
do not pass GO and DO NOT collect $100
which btw would be about 6 bucks Canadian hehe

*out- like eminems lyrics*


Name: lp
stop bangin, i'm trying to get my work done!

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:56:36
Comments:
lol on the ricky martin comment, even i did not pick up on that whilst delivering the innuendo comment - okay i'll stay out of this fray.....

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:54:25
Comments:
um, ;)

Name: eLLe

Location: ,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:52:54
Comments:
By the way that was NOT me. Funny, though, poseur.

haha

*out*


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:52:47
Comments:
you LOVE being on top, don't you?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:51:26
Comments:
There we go...

Do we have consensus on the hierarchy?


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:50:06
Comments:
ricky martin?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:47:55
Comments:
HELP, I'M SURROUNDED BY INNUENDO.....

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:47:28
Comments:
alright CYN!!! you go girl.LOL

*out to shop*
TTFN


Name: nG
whaaaaaaaaah

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:46:44
Comments:
i have NEVER turned my back on the width. been there since the beginning, a real fan. and look how you have responded...

Name: Didn't the Wankel engine
run on water?

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:46:40
Comments:
The technology was suppressed by the Detroit auto-mafia and the Wankel engine publicly discredited by an elaborate disinformation campaign...

I may have to be killed now.

-----

My take is "Aja" and "Gaucho" have the most unconventional song structures in the Dan catalog, "Royal Scam" "Negative Girl" (hey there... I'll get back to you)and "West of Hollywood" are pretty unique also...

Big hugs to Jen... wherever you be roaming...

t


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:44:31
Comments:
questioning widths now are we? as if we didn't have enough to do around here.....

Name: negativeGrrrrrrrl
gnoshing

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:39:20
Comments:
blaise- are you trying to say i don't exist? i have never questioned the width, now why have you fallen as a disbeliever?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:37:28
Comments:
or: "Appalachia Upchuck Remembered"

Name: win ben stein's ass


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:32:42
Comments:
quote of the day: open up a big can of whoop ass

runner up: pencil prick bug fucker


Name: Mark Thespot
I ain't got room for a map that size darlin
Location: And you ain't got room for a man that size either,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:24:35
Comments:
Cyn and eLLie sittin in a tree
Sharing stories of Aaron and Cody.
First comes mud
Then comes Mummies
Then cums Mark on the three-way's tummies.

Name: Cyn
Bad choice......

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:23:20
Comments:

Don't mess with the cub of a Lioness....or you'll be mincemeat pie. That young man of mine has more going for him then you could ever HOPE to accomplish (of course thats if they let you out of the basement) he has the guts to admit who he is on the GB....more than we can say for you. Fair warning...I have a very good friend who can't say what his job is or he'd have to kill you. One call to him and we WILL know who you are, where you live, what you ate for breakfast, the last time you had sex (if ever)As far as eLLe's knowing it wasn't me....whenever you post as her..I too can tell. Anyway, I'll take it one step further than eLLe(she was being polite to you).

Eat Shit, you pencil prick bug fucker!


Name: snakehips
vpoma037@fox.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:21:27
Comments:
lp, tones -

thanks guys. i know my mis guy will tell me it's me! ha. he never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong computer-wise around here.


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:20:44
Comments:
How 'bout YOU keep Dreaming sweetie..I'm 5'11'' and Aaron bloody well towers over me. Together we'd be happy to open up a big can of whoop ass and share it with you.
hahahahahhhahahaaaaa you crack me up..NOT

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:16:06
Comments:
jeesh, even I remember Cyn saying she had her Cody WAAAAHAY before Kathie Lee had her Cody
*rolls eyes like Kathie Lee*

take that visual and rotate..will yah : )~~~~


Name: lp


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:13:36
Comments:
sh - i've been emailing you all day! yell at your mis guy....

gina, you look just like my best friend from high school, good karma....no audio, but was able to unzip just fine...


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:12:09
Comments:
U jes keep dreamin, eLLe, for now, you'll have to have your son do that. nobody will kiss your ass cept family

Name: t to
snakie...

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:11:11
Comments:
Just sent you a test...

:-)


Name: snakehips
vpoma037@fox.com

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:05:24
Comments:
LP?
Tones?

could someone try to send an e-mail to me? this is a test, this is only a test...

thanks

...yes it's chain lightening
it feels sooooooooo good...

sh


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:04:15
Comments:
hello? my 19 year old son's name is Aaron..Cyn's son's name is Cody.. get a program from the man at the door will yah?
kiss my ass twice..lard ass

Name: Cody Carlisle
Two Mamma Jamma @ WooHoo.cum

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:01:17
Comments:
YOU WILL BE MINE. YOU WILL BE MINE. YOU WILL BE MINE.

Name: DrMu


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 13:00:00
Comments:
tones: Mazda engineers once took a wrong turn at a convention center and ended up in an avant-garde art show rather than the auto show. Inspired by a Yoko painting, they invented the Wankel engine and the rest lives in engineering infamy...

it was really a pic of a wanker...there's your Steely Dan link...


What Steely Dan recording strays outside the lines most? These guys stayed pretty tight - ain't no free jazz here... Musicians, we'll need help. Is it Show Biz Kidz with like a one chord vamp? Is it the meanering parody-like structure of Your Gold Teeth I. Is it the hyper bop shuffle of Parker's Band? Is it the Shorter/Gadd combo of Aja? DrWu? Black Friday> Is it the tour de Jazz over complex chords patterns of West of Hollywood. Is it the slinky Negative Girl??? If we stray to Walter's album, stuff like Surfand/or Die and Hat Too Flat would seem to win hands down...


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:59:53
Comments:
kiss my ass..turkey!

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:57:43
Comments:
of course Gina.. I have another 10 months to go..possibly..unless my greencard comes through. If it doesn't I guess I will go for the "Master" plan, another 2 years of study after that.
Who can say..? going with the flow

Name: Yeah yeah stir stir
hehehehehe

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:57:00
Comments:
Cyn and eLLe WILL get along. Cyn and eLLe WILL lick each other's anus.

Name: Gina
Queen's Day in Holland

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:51:33
Comments:
waiting for the fireworks to be calling it quits for April 'round midnight ..

jemineetje =gosh, geez, sheesh .. it's the GB Asylumni kind of around here these days, wacko, loony, still grinning Pepe-scarwise and one fine day, when Gaucho's all grown up, i have this sombrero for him to wear that's now being kept by a stuffed monkey named Curious George. no, wait a sec, we took the sombrero before handing George over to Gaucho who has this doggy masculine walk at a very young age i must say, hm ..

just Tree Hopping to find out if i still lost it.

there's lots of exciting music out there besides the Dan, we're all aware of that. heard Chris Potter on a jazzstation recently btw and it sounded great.

how were things in Nawlins???

hi angel :-) keeping the celestial company, are ya?
having a spirited pup dog around is kind of heaven to me now, really!

eLLe, jemineetje, you noticed, i am shocked
anything new under the herbed poisun?
as in, still learning about the secret life of plants?

okay, off again.
twas a busy day, fleemarket, lots of people, lots of orange for that's the royal colour around here, lots of sun and some nice new young friends who study to become actors, they bought some books, a Sartre play, Peer Gynt, Saul Bellow, Hitler's Pope, Günter Grass. haven't gotten around the music area yet, but will attend a performance, a play of Pessoa, the Portugese writer/poet. really really nice. ample time to find out if they know Steely Dan.
sold a fifties copy of The Picture Of Dorian Gray-Oscar Wilde btw, mister Daddy G ..

off now, didn't i just said so already?

Banyan Tree Blabby Bow,
Gina


Name: eLLe give that kid back to Kathie Lee!


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:51:23
Comments:
Hey eLLe stop impersonating Cyn. It's unbecoming of both of you. In fact, why don't you both unbecome.

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:49:49
Comments:
Cyn I know when it's you and when it's not.The poseur Cyn doesn't spell correctly. They're just trying to stir up even more shit
bah!

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:47:49
Comments:
no hestitations
no tears and no hearts breaking
no remorse
: )
TVM

Name: The "original" Cyn
Not some cheap imitation......

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:45:56
Comments:

Again....I didn't post that last one. Have an alibi to prove it..Hey Cody, come here..tell these good folk you were on the computer at that time.

Yo listen up, I was on the computer at that time and if you have a problem come to our town and we will solve this. Peace, The one and only Cody.

The words of an 18 yr old. He doesn't lie...


Name: Bob Barker
here doggie doggie....

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:41:51
Comments:
hey, what's my line?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:41:49
Comments:
BORING!
eLLe takes the cake for the most inane, useless posts of the GB, including unispired bitterness!
Congratulations.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:39:34
Comments:
CLEVER!

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:37:19
Comments:
if you MUST KNOW FFS.. you kinky so n so
now I gotta tell you everything I did babeeee ?
traces are everywhere in our happy home..

LOL I'm being cryptic using SD lyrics.. clever huh? LOL and original too, eh?

and answering a post Gina fired at me, when I sent in my pic.
she said, "look now everyone can see your picture"
don't ask me what it means, cause I have NO IDEA.
maybe Lewis Black has the answer


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:35:39
Comments:
Cyn have another drink.

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:28:23
Comments:
Yogi Bera, of course.

Name: Cyn


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:28:19
Comments:
Is she talking?

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:26:23
Comments:
ELLE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Name: blaisie
listing not exhaustive but exhausting, yes

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:20:14
Comments:
Oh, I thought the baby was pink but ok... W1P... check.
Huh.. Thelonius, my old friend too is up there. Look at that. check.
Btw , Paige is female, right? Reminds me of Not My Nancy briefly infiltrating the babe choir last year. :-)
Babs, Fez, Blacksgirl, BME and other similar chat dwellers never posted here. out.
Chat? What's that? urgh goooey



Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:18:31
Comments:
OH NO - CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE START POSTING RELEVANT MATERIAL?! SHE'S AT IT AGAIN....

Name: George Hamilton
how's my tan look?

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:16:52
Comments:
Has anyone seen Zsa Zsa?

Name: eLLe
@the *love* grotto

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:16:18
Comments:
Bon Marche as far as I can tell...or possibly the Guitar Centre-shoot the breeze with the dudes.

The Yoga Teachers here in Oregon now all must be certified, even when they are teaching at the Community Rec. Centre level. It's a new thing, but they get to be called "Yogi's"
I have a collection of L.L. Bean bears that my daughter and Hopsing give me as gifts every now and again. Also I make old fashioned cloth dolls, but I only have 2 of them, the rest have been made for gifts.
Now look, there is your picture for everyone to see Gina.



Name: chips
is

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:13:20
Comments:
posting steely dan rocks at that site, jim....lol - hey, how was the trippage?

Name: Jimbo
@work

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:11:08
Comments:
Just saw the Eminem article from that website on the GB.
So Eminem has a dynamite stick covering his brain. You know the object between his legs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

But seriously, folks. What would happen if the dynamite went off? One of those things that make you go HMMMMMM! ;)


Name: W1P
wch1ispink@aol.com
Location: List Not On, CA
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 12:01:50
Comments:
Monopoly, 21, checkers and chess. Meet you up in heaven if you make the list. Obviously, W1P doesn't make the list despite my near nude photo in the GB family album (a snapshot in the family album, daddy tell me what else did you leave for me?)

Name: Blaise
method to this madness

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:57:33
Comments:
no. If I include Negative Girl, I have to consider Positive Boy and then the whole process is flawed.
Now z and/or Warren Kruger, randy reichart, DJ mitch, Walter Becker, that's another story...


Name: YGK
..

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:50:41
Comments:
For those of you who didn't attend, or did attend and want to relive the experience, check out the Tycoon Dog website, which features mp3's of all of the set from March 22nd,

including "Stormy Monday" featuring Elliott Randall.

I've checked out the disc from the show, and am pleased to report that there are memorable performances from the band as well as the CROWD! For instance, during DIY, a loud reception takes place just before the final refrain, which was when, I believe, some Dan friendly friends were connecting and meeting Oleander!
Lots of wonderful crowd response and good music.....
so, when you get a chance, check out:

www.tycoondog.com

and go to the live mp3 link on the site....

Aus: Congrats dude! You deserve everything and more....
Chere: how's it goin, juju chile?
LadyB: sorry to hear about everything....but your husband, like the man I met at LBB, certainly contributed to your unhappiness, and continues to do so in this forum.....hang in there...
NMN: it's early in the season, bro....see how the Sox are doin in July.....

ygk


Name: positiveBoy


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:39:47
Comments:
oooooooooh

Name: negativeGirl
totally dissed by canucks
Location: pffft,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:32:22
Comments:
despite not making blaise's "authentic posters of the guestBook" list, i have managed to salvage a bit of self esteem and press on. i do keep sneaking glances at myself in the mirror, just to make sure there's actually a tangible being posting this.

rubyBaby- i just wanted to say (as a painter, not asking you out or anything :)...that you have the loveliest face! so kind and ethereal- and dare i say- like the madonna or a saint?

come to think of it- what ARE you doing for dinner?

tones- how will i ever hope to know your complex glory, if you don't submit a pic to the wall of fame?


Name: thirdworldman
al.coleman@btinternet.com
Location: Barrytown,
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:24:29
Comments:
Yeah dano, I thought the top 10 FAQ was funny. I think some folks took it too seriously though! LOL, as they say on the web.


I am teaching myself Javascript and Dreamweaver just now, and the right side of my brain is hurtin'


BTW, Re the vitriol here lately, MY dad is bigger than ALL of yours!!

Peace and luv

Al


Name: angel
Steaming up

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:14:12
Comments:
Working on Bills, calendars, etc... Boring! Got Radio Free Dandom keeping me company. :-)

LP: Too bad about your husband not working there. I have a friend who works at Cal Arts, which I think is a cool thing to have on ones resume. Berklee sounds like the same sort of place.
Keep us posted on the comings and goings. "This is LP reporting live from the front of the Berklee School of Music..." LOL

Watched the entire CNN Worldbeat with my husband this morning. It was a very well done show all around. We now have a real appreciation for Blue Man Group. What a hard thing that is, making pvc pipe into musical instruments. Fascinating stuff.
The Miles Davis footage from the 50's was OUTSTANDING! Considering its age, it had a real feel for the session. We tried to find out who's footage it was, but there were no credits on the end of the show concerning it. Too bad.
I saw Miles play back in the late 70's and my one real memory for the event was how very angry he was at the time. I was just working the concert and had no idea what he was all about. I wish I could go back again in time and see it now.

What time are you chatting LP, maybe I will still be home....


That Trans-Island Skyway.... (currently on RFD)


Name: "dano"
own up ya scallywag

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:09:06
Comments:
Wormster , did you do the top 10 faq , it was really funny , just your type of work mate , or the blaiser??

Name: toners
to Mu-eslix

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 11:07:22
Comments:
I know for a fact that Yoko wasn't responsible for the "French Fry" sculpture or others of like "quality".

She was too busy sabotaging Apollo 13 and causing the gas crises.


Name: YESSIR
YESSIR

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:53:32
Comments:
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Name: oh charades!
i love that game!

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:44:47
Comments:
bigger than a breadbox?
element?
animal or vegetable?

Name: YESYESYESYESYES
YESYESYESYESYES

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:42:49
Comments:
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Name:
just what i needed?

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:38:50
Comments:
that looks like the maps we used to make in college before GIS - ah memories

Name: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:35:10
Comments:
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Name: lp
lunchtime in new england

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:18:09
Comments:
blaise - i'm holding you responsible if this place blows up again - are we that desperate for a post? it was dead here this morning, must be the weather (gorgeous!)......so, hahahaha, yes, the CARS! they're losers! aha! enter evil laugh.....so, wanna chat, B at day's end?

anyway - no angel, my hubby is cool but not that cool, he works in an office across the street from the main building for berklee, and the nikon is ready

it is kinda dead in here though, isn't it?

steely dan rocks still being posted at eminem sites everywhere - too funny!


Name: NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:13:29
Comments:
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:11:55
Comments:
oh NO! NO NO NO!!!!!

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:10:34
Comments:
oh no

Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:09:56
Comments:
ahem

Name: Blaise
b@Berkleelibrary.edu

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 10:05:01
Comments:
Got a feeling I've been here before...

Berklee Library - Polish your songwriting craft using the examples of Becker, Fagen and.. huh... Ocasek?

http://www.harmony-central.com/Newp/2000/Pattison.html


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 09:32:43
Comments:
Eminem vs Steely Dan III - the saga

http://www.nme.com/NME/External/News/News_Story/0,1004,26263,00.html


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 09:22:29
Comments:
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Name: angel
Snowbound

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:50:37
Comments:
Good morning all. No work today, wahoo......
Great chatting with you all last night. The hot tub just gets more filled with people. Quite a challenge to keep up. :-)

LP: You husband works at Berklee? Oh, now I am sooooo jealous.
Can I come and do Dan watch with you....?

Blaise: I just recently caught John Granatano's line about the signal to noise. Thought it was very funny. Whenever we try to do a GB name list we go through this. I think Paige is a woman.
(although I could be wrong). I think you missed Greenearings on your occasional post list. (a man, when last known). :-)

KD: Ask all the questions you want. As you pointed out, that is what your profession asks you to do. I always find it refreshing.

Jimbo: Now you are telling me that there is a music video of Snowbound, too. AAAAAH!
So, what do they do when "some loser fires off a flare"? Do you remember?

Midnight Cruiser: Thanks for the review. Sorry DMB was not at it's best. Big article in our Auto Club magazine about the Goodyear Blimp. Thought of your company's website. :-)

Gina: Great picture of you and Gaucho. I was looking at the picture and said to my husband, what does she have in her hand.
He says, a cucumber. Didn't you read the caption? A difference in what people look at first. :-)

May check in later and act like the day crew.... :-)


Let's sleep in today....


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:48:19
Comments:
chat?

Name: wormhead
festering

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:41:51
Comments:
hi gang

quick note
up to my eyeballs in work

escaped saurday night with Jim#, his wife Amy and Aja

dinner then we caught a rousing set by Astral Project at the Funky Butt

sunday - set up stage at the Acura tent which started off with the White Eagle Mardi Gras Indians, ran off and caught Germaine Bazzle, a little John Boutte,Savoy Doucet Cajun at the Fa Do-Do, then held it down for a little Irma Thomas (N.O.'s queen of soul), a rousing funky set by Dr John, then Van Morrison did not disappoint (even covered Georgia on My Mind and Brand New Cadillac (The Clash) and a rare treat of Moondance.

great weather, large crowds
plenty of great music

back to the coal mine

wt


Name: Cyn
In a Pink Hotel............

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:35:36
Comments:

LP....Ya just gotta LOVE a good parking lot.......lolol.


Name: µ


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:01:15
Comments:
years ago...

Name: µ


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 07:00:33
Comments:
t: I thought Epstein died after falling on one of Yoko's glass sculptures...

Without Yoko (and those of like ilk) Universities across the nation would not have been enlightened by visionary works of art such as "the French Fries from Hell" that adorned the entrance to the University of Florida science library some years from now. The sculpture consisted of about 9 or 10 18 foot segments of skyscraper-quality steel I-beams painted McDonald's french fries yellow and arranged in a lovely "pick-up stix" fashion. They were adorned with an azalea garnish at the bottom. It is rumored they have been removed...


Name: luckless pedestrian
nothing but flowers
Location: this used to be a pizza hut, now it's all covered in daisies
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 06:49:07
Comments:
the yoko thread below - to twist off of it - any other julian lennon fans out there?

please know the tri-pod has been firmly set on the office across the street from berklee school of music where hubby works to get a good shot of df/wb this week - will keep you apprised of any sitings - nmn, maybe our lunch this week should be in the back bay to catch a glimpse!

sunny sam so wins the prize of most creative pic post - too perfect!

any reports from new orleans? aja, find a cyber-cafe down there and let us in on it all..... is wormy, our resident j. crew ad behaving?

jim and stevie dan, thanks for sharing the evening with us, good report!

paige - good thread genesis on chain lightening, and i thought it was about a drug deal, silly me - this place is great for that; and with a link to oleander and you got it all.....

cyn, just lovin that urban renewal of the new century, don't you? funny real estate market, the dumbing down of development.....

shout out to angel

happy day to all


Name: Cyn
Greenwich mean time.......

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 05:58:33
Comments:

I stand corrected (by myself)

At the time those posts were made it was midnight(give or take a few seconds) here on the East Coast and I was sound asleep.


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 05:40:26
Comments:
And Floridavid... you know how it goes...

Name: Cyn
It ain't me.....Babe

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 05:37:21
Comments:

KD!!!! I'm sooooo disappointed....you mean you didn't know the Beatles? And you're not from Liverpool??? Damn, just when I was gonna be your "new best friend"........LOL!
BTW...I didn't post that comment last night(at 7:01:27). At that point and time I was enjoying a great dinner with my family, insisted eldest son be there, so I HAD to be also.
Don't forget KD, she said she "HAD" the big book, didn't say she "READ" it.


As much as I would love to take credit for it, I didn't post the one at 6:56:39 either.


Name:


Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 04:46:27
Comments:
My apologies to Beast w/o an entry in the list here and whoever didn't fit the mind reel at that particular moment.

Name: another Gb roundup
speaks for itself

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 04:43:06
Comments:
So you say there's a race
Of men in the trees
You're for tough legislation
I demand a recount!

current distingishable (if not distinguished) guestbook regulars:

aja, angel, anne gyna, cara mia, Gina, ruby baby, miz Ducky, Robin, oleander, sam,
Cyn, LP, |||||, snakehips, Jen, Lady Bayside, eLLe, Chere, Lisa G,...

Aussie, kd, ed, Edd, Clas, Lars, YGK, Howard, Mu, Blaise, Wormy, Zeke, jk, aa, tones, stevie dan, jon @, Mr Chow, Hank Silvers, Sociable Herm, Commodian, Big Fan, Roy.Scam, StAl, Q, MNM, Jimbo, Jim, TWM, dano, fezo, Hutch, Midnite, Paige, JWMalibu, Geoff H2F, Daddy G,...

and yes, Hi, I'm one of those btw...

and one could go on... counting more occasional ones (Hoops, Pete Fogel, webdrone, Earthbound, Lester, looez, Joker, Tom Bayside and so on and so on...)

yep, speaks for itself...


Name: Blaise
examining the pregnant chads

Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 03:45:48
Comments:
Know-it-all whoever - The same 20 men posting here maybe? yeah... although I can count just as many women. That's not even considering the occasional contributors, btw. A lively, resourceful online community it is, most of the time and despite the expected distortion (as Granatino puts it: a sometimes high noise ratio) that the format of the venue implies.

About the incident - Someone should have simply denied the whole thing and walk away from this basically untouched since we usually side with the non-anon when in doubt. The question I have for the interested party here is this: has this anger found its way here before by any chance, like I suspect it did?

I like Cruiser's embrace of the format for what it is. There are highs and lows but people have thrived here for years with little problems already.
With time, the page scrolls into a semi-oblivion by itself.
carry on



Name: tono
"I don't want to be a soldier mama,
Location: I don't want to die.",
Date: Monday, April 30, 19101 at 01:24:20
Comments:
Mu-man - Yep, matter of taste, definitely. But just a coupla points:

The Beatles "cost" Julian a father. It also took care of Julian & Cynthia for life. That Yoko is still used as a scapegoat for the Beatles breakup (btw, Yoko didn't kill Brian Epstein either) and John's marriage is ludicrous, and an insult to John. He wasn't conned. He made a choice.

As for John's music, "...Walrus" through Abby Road was written through the "Yoko" years. And I think "Jealous Guy", "Mind Games", and others rank pretty high as songs. It's when J & Y broke up that things got spotty musically, for me anyway...

Nanker-Phelge


Name: Steven Coward
@chickenshit.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 23:38:35
Comments:
Hoops! Stick to the digest buddy.

Name: Midnite Cruiser
http://listen.to/Jim

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 23:35:31
Comments:
I too, prefer the GB to be unedited, warts and all. Just makes for a more honest and interesting read. I'm just gonna scroll past what I don't want to read anyway and someone else might enjoy reading what I don't. We're mostly big boys and girls and can judge for ourselves what we care to read.

just got home from the Dave Matthews Band concert in Raleigh, NC a few minutes ago....since Opti couldn't make it, a one time GB regular from a couple of years ago, Ms. foxinsocks, was kind enough to join me for the evening since she's a major DMB head from way back....Dave was pretty well wasted when he took the stage at just after 8 pm and the first few songs really dragged in tempo compared to the way I've heard the band play them before....as some of the bourbon and herb began to wear off Dave launched into what was quite a good set to finish up the night....both foxinsocks and I agreed that it wasn't the best DMB show that either of us had ever been to but it was still a pretty good show....we missed the opening act....traffic jam from hell trying to get into Walnut Creek tonight....I thought the boys could have played a few more tunes on the encore too....show was over by 10:20 pm and the noise curfew there isn't until 11 pm....all in all, not a bad night though....good company and I was glad to have the extra Tee shirt to put on before the night was done....it was quite chilly by the time we left Raleigh and my shorts and Tee just weren't cutting it....Dave's still capable of putting on a really good show but I think it would be better for him and the fans if he didn't get quite so loaded BEFORE the shows in the future....if the trend keeps up, I think his live following will start to suffer over the next couple of tours if his health doesn't get him first.

oh well, back to WV to pick up the Mrs. tomorrow....I sure have missed that woman! I'll be so glad to get her back home while we still have the rest of this week off for vacation to just putter around the house and do a little yard work and enjoy each others company again.

steviedan....here's a link to the pic I told you about....it was me & Allan Holdsworth after a show he did in Winston-Salem about a decade ago....he's right up there with Eric Johnson on playing some of the tastiest inversions you'd ever want to hear on a guitar.

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/6974/Allan-Jim.html

the man had just played a 2 1/2 hour set and looked cool and composed....I was worn out from just getting into the show! He was such a nice guy and took all the time in the world to talk to anyone who wanted to talk about music or just get an autograph. And what a phenomenal guitarist!

Edd.....still no indigo buntings here yet....I hope they come back this year, I just love their color and want to get some good pics of them.

catch you good folks in a couple of days.

MC


Name: Jimbo
@home

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 23:17:23
Comments:
To Angel-

In reference to the music videos done by Don and Walt as solo artists, I know that Don did one for the Nightfly which was "New Frontier." It was a video mixing live action with animation and a anti-nuclear message. The video showed a man inviting his girlfriend to spend the night with him in an underground nuclear shelter.

I don't have the tape for it, but I know that I did tape "Tommorrow's Girls" and "Snowbound" when they were on VH1.
I'll have to look because I recorded them on seperate tapes.


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 22:25:27
Comments:
Fuck, you're nuts! 'Hope you're joking. Play some Percodan Scrabble. When the hell
did I insult you? Mightabeen after you went off on some of the ones' whose posts
actually count for something. All I did was ask if your joke about dissecting lyrics is
true or not. I thought it was a joke in the first place, then I changed my mind for a sec,
but I'm assuming that you getting upset that I questioned that in the first place means
that it was a joke to begin with. All I can say is that I'm relieved. Relieved that it is a
joke, you were just messing with us. You do keep your humour pretty dry!

This, I don't understand (please try running your posts through a
spellcheck/grammar check):


LMFAO!!!!!


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 22:14:11
Comments:
Well said pops.

Name: DaddyG
It's a mad,mad,mad,mad,world

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 22:04:35
Comments:
I think it's great that this board is unedited.

There is mindless drivel, abuse, and any other number of bad vibes that you can think of all over the planet.

There is also inspiration, hope, love, and any other number of great vibes that you can think of all over this planet.

This messege board is a true reflection of the world - sometimes, you just have to dig a little to find the good stuff.

I lift a glass of wine to all of you,

DG


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 22:00:44
Comments:
Don't stop now, kiddies. I'm not ready for bed yet.

Name: DrMu


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:59:36
Comments:
t: I don't mind coloring outside the lines. This place is. In my day gig - it's the 27th edit of a product. It's simply too much effort to pick up the torn pieces of paper in a gale and put the picture back together. Yoko One stirs strong feelings. Her sense of exploration is to be applauded. The rest is a matter of taste. John's writing was certainly never the same. Some prefer Yoko John or pre-Yoko John. As a persnal preference, give me In My Life or Strawberry Fields over Imagine or Starting Over. I do dig the verse to Instant Karma (but not the chorus).

She did make John happy and fulfilled. She did cost Julian a Dad. Hey Jude can't fill that void.

BTW, in case it slipped by... Tristan Fabriani is the handle used by Donald Fagen while playing for Jay and the Americans. Walter Becker used Gustav Mahler. Where was Alma?

Man, I was digging Horace Silver's recent (1996) Hardbop Grandpop until I got greedy updating Windows Media for the Mac and fucked up the preferences. The lead tune I Want you has some very Dan-like horns and a solo reminiscent of the one in Teahouse on the Tracks. Hippest Cat swings hard. Anybody have this album??

In honor of Yoko and Hoops, how abouteverybody goes anon tomorrow!? We can find a Nirvana of chaos and absurdity!


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:48:41
Comments:
Ooooooooooooh.

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:46:26
Comments:
Why am I always asking others for their opinion. Hmm.

I'm pretty self-absorbed, but I guess I'm not as self-absorbed as some of the kids out there who are taken aback by those of whom who feel like knowing what others think.

I respect the opinions of cats who post on this board, that's why I post my email address and don't mind having people know what I look like or what my full name is.

That's all I got. Why do I want to know other's opinions? Fuck. I don't think I've asked that much. In fact, I used to kick myself for not asking enough for the opinions of the people who post on this board (all of whom, no exception in the last few months, know more than me on most topics and usually have a ton to say).

Is this a problem? Is this an issue? I've been pushing this "Aja" docu on my friends for over a year, wanting to turn them on without imposing. After a game, you go to the coach and then (once they dress, or put a towel on) the player for opinions. I'm interested. I want to learn. I want to know why people think certain ways. I have a LOT to learn.

And as I learn, I'm going to ask questions, and throw out comments on what I'm thinkin'. How I'm growing, what I'm feeling; all the while seeking the counsel of those of whom who give me something I can dance to.

If I'm stepping over lines by asking too much, let me know. No one has taken me to task as of yet, and they've had plenty of opportunities.


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:38:32
Comments:
Promise?

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:30:47
Comments:
wind it up baby!!
speaking of people telling their "friends" on line that it's their birthday.. how else would they know????unless you appoint a Happy Birthday person..how "boot" you aa?
speaking of vanities tomorrow night Allie Mac gets her birthday wish ..a performance by Sting-a ; )

*out*


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:28:18
Comments:
Yeah KD, how about that? She has a point there. She's talkin to YOU boy! Wake up.

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:22:44
Comments:
KD- why are you asking everybody else for their opinion? I'm not talking to them I'm talking to you. I'm talking about your interaction with me, which has been a very bad vibe so far.

Name: hoops
@dandom.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:08:07
Comments:
Posting anonymously sometimes can be good--just wanted the view point to be expressed and evaluated on it's own merit or lack there of without personal attachment.

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:05:01
Comments:
But Don and Walt promised me Percodan Scrabble! Something about two Purples trading up for one yellow, which is worth half of one red, with the full red being for veterinary use only. Have I the colors or prescriptions fucked up?!

Help!


Name: Cyn


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:01:27
Comments:
You have friends?

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 21:00:56
Comments:
I'm going to throw this one to the audience, like my man Walt:

Why is it, ladies and gentleman, do I speak to Elle in a different manner than her kids and said kids' friends speak to her?

---

The hand-picked winner gets a free picture of me, drunk off my ass, throwing myself up against the 1st-floor wall of a dorm room, wearing my best friend's ex-girlfriend's faux-leather coat.


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:59:37
Comments:
no! like the skunk they were smoking..do you have a sense of humour?sorry humor? or.....(?)

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:57:34
Comments:
it's Vicodin, sweetie not Percodan ummkay?

Name: Cyn


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:56:39
Comments:
Your kids speak to you?

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:55:07
Comments:
don't make me scroll back through all this shit, KD.. you've been on my case, in my face since I got here. You're little comments like.." please eLLe teach us more..etc."
My own children and all their friends don't speak to me like that, why are you?

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:55:01
Comments:
that was my fart

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:49:48
Comments:
...like that dead skunk they saw in the road.

Donald: "I've seen fire, and I've seen rain."


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:45:38
Comments:
Blaise: Is "defensive" Canadian for "responding to a parenthesized throw-away rant?"

Did anyone else get the idea that I know the Beatles personally by talking about them in a Steely Dan Guestbook? If anyone else got a whiff of this, I apologize.

Fuck, you're nuts! 'Hope you're joking. Play some Percodan Scrabble. When the hell did I insult you? Mightabeen after you went off on some of the ones' whose posts actually count for something. All I did was ask if your joke about dissecting lyrics is true or not. I thought it was a joke in the first place, then I changed my mind for a sec, but I'm assuming that you getting upset that I questioned that in the first place means that it was a joke to begin with. All I can say is that I'm relieved. Relieved that it is a joke, you were just messing with us. You do keep your humour pretty dry!

This, I don't understand (please try running your posts through a spellcheck/grammar check):


"hell yeah and i hate when I'm plugged in and someone says something which requires me to move (with my guitar strapped on) cause I just painted the interior of the house.. you know..all those little scratches..*sigh* sometimes I wonder why I care so much LMFJHHO"

Please explain. Thanks!


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:44:35
Comments:
lOOk as she kisses the boys ass.

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:39:51
Comments:
KD- no I wasn't kidding. As they ( W & D ) said themselves in the RS interview.. it's just a bunch of stuff that happened to them..
and I just always thought, "hey I can relate to that,cause the same kinda thing is happening to me"
I grew up around musicians too. There was always someone jamming in the basement it seemed. We used to get quite a laugh out of Sd kicking society up the ass.
Like I just said ..in retrospec I guess you had to be there, as it was a running commentary of the times. imo.
why do you ask KD?I mean besides the fact that you think I'm useless, stupid, immature, and uhm,,,,what else???
grow down will yah..( inside joke)

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:36:17
Comments:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cyn come back, your other half needs you.

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:32:31
Comments:
hell yeah and i hate when I'm plugged in and someone says something which requires me to move (with my guitar strapped on) cause I just painted the interior of the house.. you know..all those little scratches..*sigh* sometimes I wonder why I care so much LMFJHHO

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:29:50
Comments:
KD.. why so defensive? because you've insulted me for no reason?
n/p
I have the "big" book too, and I saw the cold turkey and Biafra thing in there too...I went and had a look after you said it was just John.
I'm only saying, because I am saying stuff out of memory, which at times is clouded and I don't take offence at someone correcting me. It just seemed like you know them all personally by what you write. John and the Beatles meant alot to us too.
and I've always added Yoko..
hehee I liked how they included the proper papers to fill out to return a MBO. signed John of Bag.: )
see..Yoko knew there were no rules.."yes"

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:28:24
Comments:
I'm sorry, but, "Actinopterygii?"

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:23:10
Comments:
Somebody please take out the white trash.

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:19:31
Comments:
"( please correct me if I'm wrong here KD since it's clear you were/are a buddy of the Beatles, but then again anyone can pull up info @the speed of light and quote it in here)"

I didn't do that. All I did was express my gratitude towards Yoko Ono for giving her love to a man who means a great deal to me and my family.

I read that big Beatles coffee book, yeah, because my parents gave it to me for Christmas. I couldn't pull that up at the speed of light because it's halfway across the room, and I have my guitar strapped on.

If you want me to stop correcting you, fine. If anyone else does, please speak up.

(only those of whom who have either submitted a pic to St. Al, edited what we call a "Dandom Digest," or had her wonderful site shut down by a provider for being too popular are allowed to "speak up.")

Elle, seriously, were you kidding about the lyric thing?


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:18:02
Comments:
LoL Ed B.- Einstein was obviously "before" the skunk, but you had to actually "be" there at the time, time outta mind, heavy rollers,
are you holding a mystical spheeEEEEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?
heh heh Ed.

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 20:11:16
Comments:
the only reason Julian said that about Yoko is because Yoko hasn't given much of John's estate to him... he wanted some of John's art, and I think ( please correct me if I'm wrong here KD since it's clear you were/are a buddy of the Beatles, but then again anyone can pull up info @the speed of light and quote it in here) some of his guitars. But I'm quite sure, it's the art. In any case it's a simple matter. Julian didn't get what he wanted,so he diss's Yoko.

don't blame it on Yoko..and don't worry if you don't know that song or the Bare Naked Ladies.. they're ( Canadian)

and to the one calling me simple minded, merci
remember! less is more


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 19:58:12
Comments:
nothing worse than a freaking asshole spewing shit all over the place, and then trying to mop it up with his small dick.
do you own an expensive little ass rocket too?

Name: StAlphonzo
stalfnzo@seanet.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 19:47:29
Comments:
I've updated the gallery with the latest batch of pictures.

Edd -- next edit I plan on switching over to thumbnails. Too lazy I guess... Actually, to be honest, too busy lately. Thanks for your offer though but I'm already halfway through it.

Jim -- DAMN!

Now this is a perfect example of what KD is saying. Had I known it was Jim posting the suggestion I edit this particular passage I might have worded my response a little different? You see I know Jim very well. He's my buddy and confidant when it comes to things Steely Dan. Knowing this ahead of time gives you more insight into exactly what the poster is trying to convey. It's one thing to post mindless drivel like the post from the person with the ~ handle, it's another thing altogether to try to make a point about something specific, yet not accept responsibility.

KD is right -- it’s Chickenshit. But will I take steps to prevent it from happening? No. Remember, I'm the custodian of this Guestbook. Not the moderator.

Signed, your faithful Libertarian StAl.


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 19:43:12
Comments:
..also I was writing to Lady Bayside, not "them" lame ass

Vive la difference!


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 19:37:13
Comments:
um, excuse me. aa is it?
I said, "I wish you the best of "Everything".

Within everything there is everything as well as nothing, much like the laws of the universe, always in contradiction and expansion, yet always in harmonic resonance.
tsk, tsk, little man

witch doctor? fear =ignorance, check out a little ancient medicine. It's like that old saying, "a day without sun is like
you know, night".


Name: hoops@dandom.com
aka "Unless asked by Pat, I'll Remain Anonymous"

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 18:58:33
Comments:
I wrote that Pat and I stand by it.

jim 'hoops' mckay


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 18:23:19
Comments:
Flip a coin on Yoko's music. She made John Lennon happy and helped him realize who he truly was. I'll be forever grateful to her for helping John grow into what he became.

Name: Nice tan aa
...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 18:07:28
Comments:
Where you been?

Name: Elvis, every early blues musician,
Woody Guthrie...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 18:04:47
Comments:
reggae music...

Name: "Horrendous, actually.
I'm quite certain the (woman/man) hasn't a fucking clue as to what she's doing."...
Location: has been said about:,
Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 18:01:44
Comments:
Einstein, Zappa, Hendrix, The Beatles, the Stones, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Martin Luther King, Jesus, Buddha, The Ramones, Madonna, Sex Pistols, Picasso, Warhol, Charlie Parker, Coltrane, Miles Davis, Eno, The Grateful Dead, John Cage...

Politicians, lawyers, anybody who's ever held a job (and that would exclude Julian Lennon), everybody on this GB...

"Music" as defined by "musicologists" = not coloring outside the lines of what they have been told is music.

Fuck the the Berklee College of Music "musicologists". You can't be taught "soul" and you can't measure it. Sound + soul = music, whether it has "acceptable" structure or not.

Now for specifics: early Yoko Ono *music* is sound sculpture. Very easy to miss the point if you're looking for "songs". Gradually conventional song structures were used, and experimented with. This is first hand knowledge. I actually listen to the stuff, and *like* it. Fact is, Julian Lennon has never put out an album as good as anything in Yoko's catolog. And yes that's counting the second side of "Live Peace". Julian is just lucky to sound a little bit like his dad; Yoko has never tried to sound like anyone but herself. So what's a "musicologist" to do? Can't compare her to anything. So "she must not know what she's doing."

They should call Yoko. I'm sure she'd gladly tudor them.

t

Btw... Mu, thanks for the chance to rant ;-)


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 17:28:17
Comments:
ed (and Walt, for that matter): why couldn't that song be on "11 Tracks?" Thank God for illegal file-sharing.

Name: edbeatty
@pe.net

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 17:06:33
Comments:
Hey StAL,

Dump the lawyers,

And all the jiveasses and the true believers
The bullshit givers and receivers
Here today tomorrow gone
To the triage tent in the great beyond
Wherein the angel tangoes with the infidel

This says it all about the GB to me.



Name: edbeatty
@pe.net

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 17:01:55
Comments:
Hey,
Seems like lots of pseudo-Intelluctuals positing about lots of
nonsense and ramdom generalizations about the makeup of who it
is that reads and write on these yellow pages.

So enough of that from me too ok?

CNN worldbeat was/is amusing which one of the blue guys is
walter and or Donald?

P.S When did Einstein leave Steely Dan was it before or after
Skunk?


Ed (tongue in cheek) Beatty


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 16:45:27
Comments:
For anyone that missed the CNN interview, it can be found here:

http://www.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/03/wb.steelydan/index.html


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 16:15:48
Comments:
it proves that you mean what you say and you have the self-respect to own up to what you say. You want me to answer for Topsoiliant Whatever and Jon@his yellow stripe? Why not point the question in their direction, and sign it with a consistent handle that we can attribute with.

It's about cred, very few on this board have the balls to try and establish some, because they're too scared to let everyone that reads this board know how THEY really feel.

It's sad, you can see right through the anon postings and right into their soul, and there still isn't much you can do about it but try and make their lives a little uneasy by questioning manhood and using nasty language. I'm doing my part, especially when these basement cats take the time to go after those who don't deserve it.


Name: Hey, KD
care to explain

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 16:06:41
Comments:
How not posting with a "consistent handle" makes someone a "chickenshit?" Isn't it the message that counts, really? What does putting some dorked-out construction like "Topsoiling Myself" or "Douche-nozzle at his yellow stripe" in the name field prove?

Name: Hey, KD
care to explain

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 16:06:34
Comments:
How not posting with a "consistent handle" makes someone a "chickenshit?" Isn't it the message that counts, really? What does putting some dorked-out construction like "Topsoiling Myself" or "Douche-nozzle at his yellow stripe" in the name field prove?

Name: aa (the reality deal)
yes, them's the faq/g's tho the faq/g's are not me
Location: step aside, pretenders,
Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 16:01:46
Comments:
Hi folks, been awhile eh? You all learning and growing!? Well, Hmmm. Let's see now... This is kool in a way. Fine grist, no doubt. I'll try to shed further grace in due time (if I haven't already;) on current goings-on, dunchooworry, but I just have to disentangle myself from the three women I'm fucking these days. Was five, but I dumped the two cuckholders a long time ago all ready. Told 'em to go TALK to the guy. On second thought as one of the three is now reminding me, maybe I'll just stay occupied. Got too many publics at this point. But this one is a nice opportunity to begin old acquaintances and end new ones.

Oh, and StAl chill out, before I start treating you like oleander. This much is certain, when a story like this hits: Watch -- if you can see that well -- or better, listen for that vacuum-sealed sound, as all the pussy-whipped slave-boys' manhood recede into their intestine-absent bellies. People in this (don't ask WHICH) culture relate to each other like gaddam scared children. Nothing scarier than UGH physical aggression!

But the people (as Dosti and Nicki knew) who resort to physical aggression lack brains NOT bALLS. And there's nothing more important as those sweet baby machines know than BALLS. I mean, of course, as long as THEY THEMSELVES, bless their tender hearts, aren't the object of the aggression. Oh no. "I love a man who's a tiger in public and is tender and caring at home." And then when you USE yer brains to call a hypocrite to task, it's called EMOTIONAL abuse. Uh HUH. Look how funny this KiD is out looking for a "fight," excusing the other two as if to honor them, when it actually scandalizes them. Frustrated by what he THINKS is a moving target. Too bad he doesn't realize worthy targets don't inhere in handles. As said: Balls over brains, but BIGGER balls WITH brains.

Nothing worse than having to actually FIGHT for something. Nothing worse than actually RISKING what somnambulance your beauty (read pussy) or brains (read pussy) can bring you, by LEARNING -- by FORGETTING -- by FORGIVING something. Nothing worse than actually CARING ABOUT SOMETHING more than your own little priggish safety and delusory self-image. Nothing worse than taking a tragedy by its roots and not by its convenient fruits. Freaking families: baby factories and security blankets. Nothing more. Bullshit. Nobody loves no one. Nor do they own them. True Love wants no marriage license (nor license), nor kids, nor even sex. But behold: Truly Love, and you can have all of them up to, well, up to here.

I see LGee has weighed-in with her usual profound advice when SHE decides it's time to get serious: "We're thinking of you"???? And watch while you snore the wheel go round and round... ALL THAT BULLSHIT about education, blah blah blah, what a JOKE when the most important shit is right in front of your eyes, and you are only with the most gargantuan of efforts able to THINK nevermind DO any SINGLE GODDAM thing to budge it from the way your own mommy and daddy acted and felt!

Thanks to LadyB for the shout: Hun, if it had been me, you wouldn't have needed JH either. (And of course if you're over 130 or under 5'6, it WOULDN'T have been me;) I hope you three (four, five, six?) work things out the way they should be; which is to say, fuhgeddaboutit! This, like every other difficulty COULD be an opportunity for growth, but will it? Or will it simply be more reason, like the nightly news, to get the fuck OUTTAHERE... to rest assured that at least that's not ME/US, or it's "in my past," yeah I'm over it now, yeah, i've moved on.... LOL; yeah, there but for the grace of god.

Yeah eLLe, you witchdoctor, you wish them the "best" which simply means "more of the same." People see relationships as "achievements" -- proud OHHH SO PROUD -- until the moment they "lose" and then it's right back to the womb.

Well the only way to live life as "achievement" is not to worry about losing -- even the stupid Yankees know that. But they have an excuse, they're 2001 years old. What's important is not winning, but knowing how. If you have never "won" then you may never know. But if you know, you never need to win. If you're not cut out for struggling (in this era, most preeminently with yourself, if you can find him), you're not cut out for "winning" either, and therefore talking.

Have a nice week everyone!

Vive La Similarite and

Vive La Verite and

Vive L'Amour...

oh and

Viva Steely Dan too!


Name: Chick-a-dee


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:43:33
Comments:
just figured it would be a nice change of scenery, having feathers around here to make it a happy day after all. hope eLLe will play along?

Chicken S. Hit


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:38:55
Comments:
Elle- "Can I ask ( what probably seems like a silly question) but why do some of you here spend so much time analyzing the words to SD's music?

And why are some people in here all trying to out-do one another with heady and lofty words?
Is everyone trying to impress Walter?"

please tell me that's tongue-in-cheek.


Name: A chicken
who

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:35:06
Comments:
Bleeped her way in here

eLLe, it seems though, you were ahead of your time, -since the mainstream minded have just discovered SD because they were in the Grammy Award Circus-. We could expect some shallowness around here and putting your mouth where your mind is or vice versa?

If you don't get why some of the SD fanhood spend that amount of time on the lyrics, it proves your not in the die hard catergory and that can just as well be a dye hard, given your hairy curriculum vitae. You got this nasty habit of adapting to the negative ways on this GB too easily and that's not the flow you should be going with, toots. You're a simple minded person, that's fine, but to some people things just don't add up as easy as you'd like it to be. So be at least a little respectful, and don't ask questions you don't expect to be answered anyway. We all derive our pleasures from sources not necessarily shared in a wider range. If it ain't up your alley, don't go there.
Stay put, be still and chew some more of your bubbly gummed manners until they go up in thin air.
Now KD, can you pass me the rooster please? I'm in the mood for some new offspring to be sacrificed somedays.

Chicken S. Hit


Name: StAlphonzo
stalfnzo@seanet.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:31:35
Comments:
People, again, refrain from comment and the comments will go away. It's hard, I know.

Whoever posted that I should edit the thread started by Tom...I am not editing anything. No direct threats have been made. I disagree with your comment and rationale. Just where is the line drawn? E-mail me if you want to discuss this. Otherwise, read the statement above.

StAl


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:30:11
Comments:
sort of anonymous asshole... yeah... johnny cum lately?

Name: ~
~
Location: ~, ~ ~
Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:22:24
Comments:
GB FAQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YELLA BELLY
by the way, I happen to be one of those twenty or so that post here and, coincidentally, I happen to personally know thirteen others. So including me, that makes 14. 14 who comprise this Guest Book who have MORE than the entire SD library. Of the six or so that remain, I have personally traded SD collectibles with two of the remaining six or so. That leaves four or so. Of the four, I have had conversations either thru fax, phone, email, chat, etc., with ALL four or so of the remaining posters to the Guest Book detailing the music of SD and discussing at length songs and meanings...things which would be nearly imposible to realize without owning the entire SD library of music. That leaves about zero or so posters. Of the zero, I cannot speak but perahps you can, you know it all lovely. L-o-V-e-L-y. aaaah. Slurp!
you also forgot to mention that in addition to listing family lineage, annual gross income, number of trips to Paris and Florida in a single month, the brand and distillation method of scotch consumed~~~~~~ what is the actual net income and is it stand-alone, but can you actually trace your family lineage to the Mayflower, of those numerous trips to Paris and Florida~~~were those flown in first class?????????????????????????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~when you describe your scotch also~~~~~~~~~~is it on the rocks, neat, water back, etc. ggccthcchgg. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah beeotch. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. GET OVER YOUR LONELY PITIFUL SELF. AND AS YOUR STROKING YOUR SELF THINK: AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.AA.
BIATCH! AA.
ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE AMIGO

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 15:13:25
Comments:
fucking pussies and idiots. I don't even have the stomach to scroll down to noon. Tones, DrMu, you know I ain't pointing in your direction.

Everyone else who doesn't have the balls to lay out with a consistent handle, what's your hangup? Chickenshits.


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:43:48
Comments:
rather.. "his penis"..not "he" penis ; )

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:42:00
Comments:
"don't blame it on Yoko"
-Bare Naked Ladies
; )

Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:35:11
Comments:
Re: Buzz interpretations.
Did anyone watch a tv programme called Phallacies last night?
Now, I have to change my mind when I agreed with some of your ideas.
Buzz is/was he penis.

Can I ask ( what probably seems like a silly question) but why do some of you here spend so much time analyzing the words to SD's music?

And why are some people in here all trying to out-do one another with heady and lofty words?
Is everyone trying to impress Walter?


Name: DrMu


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:29:23
Comments:
Had not seen the down at the bottom clip - Wakter as a hawk-eye navigator. Did see Tomorrow's Girl's once many years ago visiting in Houston and they just happened to have VH! top 10 video countdown or something - quite surreal. The cartoon video for New Frontier is a work of art. Wish there was a copy to be had...

This is poking around the internet. It's a cut and past courtesy of Steve2000. IOthers may have some of the glitches with Google newsgroup that I do, so I taek the liberty of posting a short news artcle with a familian author:
Can't substantiate the authenticity


NEW YORK, NY (DPI) -
Musicologists who have spent much of the last few decades assuming that
the music of ex-Beatle Yoko Ono was too advanced for a public
notoriously unwilling or incapable of appreciating cutting-edge music
were relieved to learn yesterday that Ms. Ono's music was not actually
ahead of its time-it was merely bad.

The results of a study commissioned by the Berklee College of Music were
released, and should forever lay to rest the idea that Ms. Ono's
compositions were anything more than pure, unadulterated caterwauling.
"Oh, it's shit, alright-absolute shit," said Roger Holdsworth, who
headed the commission. "At first we had to consider the possibility
that there was some deeper meaning, since the 'music' in
question seems to be from another planet. But the more we listened to
it, the more it became apparent that it's just really, really bad.
Horrendous, actually. I'm quite certain the woman hasn't a fucking clue
as to what she's doing."

This comes as a shock to the members of the Yoko Ono Appreciation
Society, both of whom expressed dismay at the findings. Julian Lennon,
son of slain Beatle John Lennon, Ono's former husband, was not
surprised, saying, "Yoko shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a musical
instrument-not even a tambourine. She's dangerous."

* Reported by Tristan Fabriani and Chuck Smith


Name: "Unless..."
...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:22:52
Comments:
Well said, and I absolutely agree.

Name: Judge Judy
eekamouse@soapopera.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:20:57
Comments:
Lady B's husband, marital turmoil is never easy to take, but that's life in the city at century's end. You came in to humiliate Lady B and all you did was humilate yourself. It is obvious that you drove this woman into the arms of others. Get some counseling and figure out what defects and childhood issues that caused you to be a 100% partner in blame for the failure of your marriage. And stay the fuck off this board.

Name: tones,
passing through...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:14:24
Comments:
angel - I agree. I want to see those videos in full length. Funny, I had Vh-1 one access when they were released and I don't remember ever seeing them. Pretty typical. There must be enough video's and tv appearances out there to make a great video collection, what with the American Bandstand, Midnight Special, Letterman (though that's probably CBS property) and other archival things. Who should we annoy to get this done?
I thought the World beat interview was unusually straightforward; I imagine the funniest bits were edited out.
The Miles segment on KoB was better than Ken Burns treatment. Great footage.

t


Name: Unless asked by Pat
I'll leave my name out for now

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 14:06:23
Comments:
Pat probably can geuss who this is from his server log but for now I will stay anonymous as I don't think it matters who is saying it.

While I am not a professional, I have volunteered to help counsel people in abusive relationships. To be serious here in the GB, drug, alcohol and compulsive sex and other sexual addictions are all symptoms of things much deeper.

It's very sad what's happened between Tom and Karen; I'm not saying that all those symptoms exist here in this relationship nor do I intend to counsel in the GB which is a totally inappropriate arena to be discussing, taking sides in or even supporting members in their marital troubles.

Those are private issues.

Are Tom and Karen hurting? You bet. Safe to say that this is an abusive relationship as well.

But the point is this: regardless of the abuse that takes between them ouside the guestbook, Tom's posting here what he wrote is a form of spousal abuve. Plain and simple.

I realize that the GB is a free-for-all arena and, this long time Dan fan happens to applaud that. That's what makes the GB unique and a fond place for Walter; and I while I don't read everything, it's nice to know that I could. Nobody else permits this and I thank Pat for that and the heat he takes. (another reason I want to remain anonymous).

But also, on rare occassion, some things can't be said...for example, things that would invade the privacy of Donald and Walter and their associates or something that could threaten someone's health or life.

As I said, Tom's posting and the followups is a form of spousal abuse. In the virtual world, this may not seem so bad but I think for either of these people or any of those other GB suggested by Tom as having an affair with Karen, this is not virtual entertainment but a very real and a very, very serious situation that could be down right dangerous and really push people some people to "the edge."

In this case, I think Pat is really showing some poor and dangerous judgement by allowing this thread to remain without edditing it out entirely.

Maybe this time it won't but I would sure hate to read in the New York Times that because someone's spouse posted about an affair on a STEELY DAN Internet chat room, it led someone else to harm themselves or others physically. It would be bad in a number of ways, and in ways not evident in the virtual land of the Internet, someone affected in real life could snap.

Again, while I am a strong opponent of censorship, I think the orginal post was a form of spousal abuse and could potentially lead to a bad situation for the immediate parties involved, the GB, and even Steely Dan if it were to go awry.

This is one rare exception where the thead should be removed. (BTW: most victims such abuse are too embarrassed and shocked to speak up to ask on their own behalf to requeset removal of this. That is why I am speakiung up in this case.)

With sincere intentions (hopefully not paving the way to hell).

Respectfully submitted.


Name: angel
There in the corner of the eastern sky

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 13:40:12
Comments:
Braving the fire and daring to post dan related things twice....

Finally caught World Beat. What it looked like to me, was mostly footage they compiled last year for the release of TVN. The interviews were the same and the footage was of the TVN band rehearsing Black Friday and Josie. There was some Cousin Dupree footage too, which Jimbo noted earlier. What was the new info, for CNN, was the footage from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Grammy coverage. The most interesting part, for me, was the 10 second cuts from their video of Tomorrow's Girls and Down at the Bottom. I never watch VH1, so I never saw them. Total running time for the segment was about 10 minutes. :-)


The tortured angel of your rising sign....


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 13:37:54
Comments:
well, it is funny he/she invests sooooo much time and energy on this GB .. must be part of the furniture the way he/she is able to describe what and who this GB is made of .. talking things and ofcourse him/herself down .. must be a he .. can't think of any woman spending her time like this s o u l is doing ..

one can put in perspective but this ..

can't handle anything personal, can you?
anything emotional?

like it or not, such is life and even WB and DF have to go to the men's room, have gas not just in their cars and must have puked some in their time. do the burty and scroll on by if you can't handle it!

you're a repetitive anon, anon.
clean up your act and be worthy of the Anon Award we're not gonna nominate you for, this way.
we're so sorry.

not, ofcourse!


Name: Yo anon &/or
"I guess"...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 13:33:19
Comments:
What a pathetic loser *you* are. Ever added anything of substance here? I seriously doubt it. Come down off your "anon throne" and post something we can all be amazed at, or shut the fuck up, you fucking hypocrite.

Btw, the person who runs this page has repeatedly said all topics are ok here. If *you* can't deal with that, then start yourself a "I 'heart' Steely Dan" site and wank off to pictures of the boys all you want. Most of us here are beyond that by now.

Here's your "cross-section"...


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 13:10:29
Comments:
good one..anonymous !

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 13:08:22
Comments:
you must mean sole instead of soul, the purpose Q, right?

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 12:53:12
Comments:
Have another drink Cyn

Name: Cyn
genetic no-no..............

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 12:48:09
Comments:

The post below just proves why brother and sister shouldn't marry and have children......

Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 12:10:34
Comments:

Guestbook FAQ

1.
Q - What is the soul purpose of this GB?
A - To insure St.Al free tickets to the shows.

2.
Q - Can we discuss topics other than SD?
A - Actually SD is a secondary topic here. We encourage people to spill their guts on personal matters such as losing their jobs, how their wives are cheating on them and what they had for breakfast.

3.
Q - Is it ok to come on here and wish ourselves a happy birthday?
A - Yes, it happens all the time. In return, you will receive numerous birthday greetings, which should help to make up for the lack of friends you have wishing you Happy Birthday in the real world.

4.
Q - Are the people that post here Steely Dan's biggest fans?
A - Well, I'm sure they think they are. But the truth is that Steely Dan has sold over 9 million records and it's only the same 20 people or so that post here. Of these people, many of them do not own half of the SD catalogue and use this GB to get the attention they lack in their everyday life.

5.
Q - Who is this guy Clas and why is he such an asshole?
A - Clas is very well respected here. No matter what fucked up things he has to say, we all just come back here and tell him how talented he is. This is one of the true mysteries of this GB.

6.
Q - Is there a limit on the number of posts one can make in a day?
A - No, there are no rules rearding the number of posts in a day. It seems to be that it is usually the people referred to in question #2 that post most frequently and have the least to say about Steely Dan.

7.
Q - Do we have to submit a picture to the gallery?
A - Not unless you want to prove to people that you are as dumb as you look.

8.
Q - If you have a good job and make a good living, is it required that you let everyone on the guestbook know this?
A - Well, Q, Aussie and Cyn seem to think so, but this is really just their way of bragging to the rest of you, to make themselves feel more important. If you do feel the need to boast, a good tip to follow is that you include your family lineage, your annual gross income, the number of trips you make to Paris and Florida in a given month, and the brand and distilling method of the scotch you are drinking.

9.
Q - When your wife is ill, do you have to let everyone here know that she's "puking her guts out"?
A - Yes, as strange as it seems, this is an excellent way to get people to respond to you. Your chances are very good that you will receive multiple get-well wishes and words of sympathy. No one will even give it a thought that it is a dusgusting thing to post.

10.
Q - Do Donald and Walter read this Guestbook?
A - God, let's hope not!


Name: angel
Hi, this is angel and you're listening to Radio Free Dandom

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 11:47:03
Comments:
I finally dumped enough applications out of my computer to get my disc space up. Celebrated that fact, last night, by logging onto Radio Freed Dandom. What a wild trip. Hoops your baby rocks, uh, swings, uh,....well you all get the point. Hey Hoops, I'll volunteer for ID's anytime. :-)

LB: So Sorry.

Lisa G: Turn those pages....

Off now....


Live on 365...


Name: eLLe
..

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 11:30:36
Comments:
Mz Ducky has joined the Friends network? hehehee ; )j/k

The Valley of the Dolls : )

Alphonzo, well said

Lady Bayside- I don't know you, but I wish you the best of everything, no matter which path you take.


Name: Edd


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 11:20:06
Comments:

StAl, wouldn't it make sense to use little thumbnail images on the picture page, rather than re-sizing the bigger JPGs on the fly? Would prolly speed up load time by a factor of at least one million...

I'll even volunteer to make the 75 by nn thumbs if you're interested...


Name: StAlphonzo
stalfnzo@seanet.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 10:31:51
Comments:
Any lawyers or legal assistants out there care to help me draft a disclaimer for the Guestbook FAQ I'm in the process of writing? Doesn't have to be elaborate. Short and sweet...

e-mail me directly: stalfnzo@seanet.com


Name: Lisa G
greetings and salutations

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 10:03:50
Comments:
Happy belated anniversary, MC and Opti!!! Many, many more.
Man all this talk about Eric Johnson...I've got to hear this guy!

Jimbo-thanks for the update on the WorldBeat rebroadcast. Will be definitely setting the VCR this evening, as DaddyG is conducting a concert tonight. I've been drafted to turn pages, so I'm leaving a little earlier than expected. We will miss you LB!

Ruby-hope all went well with you on Thursday.

Elligy


Name: Midnite Cruiser
midnitecruiser@hotmail.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 09:51:12
Comments:
thanks so much to mr. & mrs. steviedan and their two lovely daughters for inviting me into their beautiful home Saturday evening....we got to see a great show at the Ritz with Derek Trucks opening up for Eric Johnson....Derek's style has really matured in the years since I saw him last....nice blues but a good dose of world music thrown in to keep it really interesting....as for Eric, I could listen to him play for hours on end....I guess he's still my favorite guitarist, bar none....he didn't have his best night last night, but even a less than perfect set from him is better than anyone else I'd care to listen to....thanks to his guitar tech for the guitar pick after the show....it's almost identical to the one I got from Walter's tech after the Art Crimes tour in '96 but Eric's playing the red Jim Dunlop Jazz....my only real regret of the evening was that Opti wasn't able to make the show....she's in WV for the birth of her niece's baby....congrats to Kim & Jimmy on the birth of Jenna Lynn on friday evening (which coincidentally, was mine and Opti's wedding anniversary)....I had to leave WV a couple of hours before the baby was born to make it back to VA in time for this weekend's shows.

time to get geared up for tonight's DMB show....another drive to Raleigh in a couple of hours....a hectic week with way too much drive time but plenty of good music and good news shared with good friends so I can't complain....back to WV tomorrow.

steviedan....email me with your mailing address....I'd like to send you a copy of the disc I was telling you about to add to your amazing collection.

I'm serious folks, this man has more LP's and CD's than anyone I've ever seen in my life! I've seen music stores that didn't have as much and none that had as good a selection on hand!

1,000 thanks to you my friend for a truly wonderful evening!

MC


Name: Jimbo
@home

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 09:05:25
Comments:
To Lisa G.-
CNN's Worldbeat which has a profile on Steely Dan, will be on again at 3:30 pm E.S.T.. The profile was very good. One of the clips from that interview actually ended up on the 2vN concert videotape. That was when Donald was talking about "Cousin Dupree."

Also, Michael McDonald appeared in that segment beardless.

VH1 ALERT:

As I was writing this, I was watching Behind The Music focusing on 1972. It's a new episode which will show again at 9 pm.
In the final segment, Steely Dan is mentioned along with The Eagles as musicians that would change rock music forever.
It's good to rely on VH1 still, even if they make a few crappy
mistakes. Hey, they're better than MTV who tends to, no pun intended, make "Jackasses" of themselves :)

Worldbeat on CNN at 3:30pm.
Behind The Music 9:00 pm on VH1.

See Ya!


Name: Lisa G
Mail undeliverable

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 08:54:19
Comments:
St. Al--I've been trying to send you an e-mail regarding gallery pics. I keep getting it returned. Is something going on with your server?

Name: Jimbo
@home

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 08:46:25
Comments:
To Floridavid

Yeah, I caught that episode of Austin City Limits a couple of months before. Bruce Hornsby really got the party going, especially inviting the ladies on stage for "Rainbow's Cadillac."

How come there aren't any other shows like that anymore?
We'll there is Storytellers from VH1. At least Steely Dan,
Sting and other respectful artists can do the show. No
N'Stink or Enema, I mean Eminem:)


Name: Lisa G
Slow scrolling, nonetheless

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 08:43:37
Comments:
Lady B, Tom and little one-We're thinking of you.

Blaise-Methinks (Hi, Cyn, LOL) you protest...I have, in fact, chatted with you. I suppose it is that you do not chat anymore. We miss you.

MizD-cute take on the Bacharach tune. I shall strive to heed your way good advice.

Mu-I don't know what to say, but I see you apologized for your lack of judgment regarding the late-night post. Hope you aren't a victim of info-commercials, too.

So who has the details on this CNN thingy? Blaise, KD? It's been a bit hard to follow here. When will it be on?

LG


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 08:04:55
Comments:
ok, with "Everything You Did," maybe not "unviolent." Especially considering the Eagles are involved, let's go with "semi-violent."

"Don Henley still lives there..."


Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 08:02:55
Comments:
I think what Tom did could have been a hell of a lot worse. In a country where a situation like "Everything You Did" seems like a best-case scenario, an unviolent fairytale; Tom venting his frustrations over some horrific misdeeds on Lady B's part (things she isn't exactly denying) on a small internet message guestbook seems pretty safe and (shock horror!) admirable.

Like some anon poster wrote below...if you find out the long-suspected truth about your S. Other late on a Saturday night, and the first thing you head for is the keyboard (instead of your kid, your gun, your bottle, or the friend from work), I think you're doing things the right way. And just like the anon postings, if you can't handle it, just scroll ahead to the cool shit Blaise laid down this morning.

Bottom line: it could have been worse.


Name: Floridavid
@fishdrums

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 07:44:19
Comments:
Hello All- after the gig Friday (I stay at a condo at Ft. Meyers Beach every Friday)I caught A&E's Live by Request. This week featured the Bee Gee's. These guys Sounded so great and played /Wrote so many hits they knocked me out. Now, I was never a real Bee Gee Fan but the history of their songwriting longevity is to be respected. At times I've felt like their "Saturday Night Fever" success helped fuel the "Forget Musician's....Let's get a D.J." Disco Fire. But they Sounded great....the Singing, Band etc . Top notch.
Last night I caught Austin City Limits and was treated to Bruce Hornsby and then Eric Johnson.What a musical Evening!
Lady B.-This too shall Pass. Sending you all the good vibes I can muster.
Have a great Day everyone. David

Name: I guess my only
question for Lady B. would be

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 07:32:13
Comments:
if the dissolution of her marriage is not meant for "public consumption", why does she continue to air what truly is a private matter, for all to read and comment upon and then invite people to "fire away", further ensuring it will remain just that.

Of course any person who dared to express the above sentiment would be reviled as a cold-hearted clod who is utterly insensitive to this poor woman who allegedly cuckolded her husband, was found out and is now turning to her soulmates for comfort in this most difficult time.

This much is obvious: this GB ceased being a forum for discussion of Steely Dan and related topics many months ago, and has devolved into a laughable collection of noodniks who trade their sophomoric barbs and witticisms like an in-crowd clique at the local junior high school.

If this was a truly representative cross-section of SD fans, Becker and Fagen would be ill.


Name: DrMu
oops

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 07:32:07
Comments:
Clas = Xlas

could be a nickname though...


Name: DrMu


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 07:29:15
Comments:
I apologize for my inappropriate post last night. I often get in trouble for cracking jokes at bad times. Ask my wife. Then again... she's half French...see, now I've offended Blaise...

Blaise: Way to pick up on the D&F commentary re: Chain Lightning. During one interview last year, D or W made the comment that a number of guesses found on internet venues (don't know if that refers to NG, GB, Digest, Oleander's site) about their lyrics overall were close...though not specific to CL?

40 years later - you don't think that referes to the bombing of the Munich Olympics in '72?

Xlas: Did you see that recent article (cited here?) where Fagen mentions that:

a) he write the initial charts in the 70s

b) they handed them to musicians who further transcribed them

c) musicians with D&W altered charts as needed

d) they did the horn charts last

We were both right...

Speaking of horn charts - I love Horace Silver's charts, especially on stuff like Senor Blues and Horace-Scope. He had this signature trill thing that Mrssrs. Fagen and Becker picked up on a bit...


Name: StAlphonzo
stalfnzo@seanet.com

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 07:12:31
Comments:
Karen & Tom - I'm sorry.

To everyone else - Please show a little respect and refrain from commenting. If you don't have anything nice or supportive to say, don't say it. They're going to be dealing with enough negativity for some time to come. Don't need bozos from the guestbook heaping more onto the pile.

StAl


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 06:43:32
Comments:
what i wanna know is -- how many more of these are we gonna get?

Name: Everyone
911, anyone?

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 05:52:42
Comments:
Bus service is so slow on Sunday, friend. Don't waste your time, please.
Think Swedish Ginger cookies, Dean and Deluca yummies...

Name: Lady Bayside
@a loss...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 05:41:55
Comments:
Well.

I wish I could say that the person who posted that message wasn't my husband.

It's been a hell of a week, folks.

Thanks to those of you who posted in support of me. Not that I am proud of what's happened, but it was certainly not intended to be for public consumption.

My marriage has been bad for some time, and I had been quietly contemplating divorce, but trying to decide what was best for our daughter and trying to give it another shot.

Not surprisingly, anger was an issue.

I just didn't intend it to end like this, and certainly not with such style and grace.

Somehow, I doubt Tom will become a regular poster, though I bet he could give aa a run for his money.

I'm trying to figure out how this could get worse. Perhaps I will get hit by a bus today.

I don't know what to say. Fire away.

Lady B


Name: literal
scoller

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 05:21:08
Comments:
laid off one day, laid the next...

Name: pjpoz
@oz

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 04:40:26
Comments:
Tom,

You didn't say...

How was the cheesecake?


Name: Blaise
rookie follower belted one right out of this ballpark

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 04:31:23
Comments:
Miz D - The post is not even remotely eating a hot dog in the stands at the Steely Dan ballpark (in that it does have that Bayside family air), yet I can't scroll on by here and feign to ignore this or even fail to mention it. Funny Dionne Warwick bit nevertheless.;-)

Tom Bayside, welcome aboard. Please have a seat in the Cafe D'Escargot (aka Squonk) and yes, make it a double if you like, it's on the house. The only test you may get is the usual blood alcohol level measure on your way out, nothing Dannish, promise. Maybe you shouldn't point that car down 7th Avenue after all, buddie. Be mindful of those innocent lives out there you could ruin.
For the record, I am not said "Steely Dan follower" and no, I don't do chat, alright?
Did anyone really meet this guy at LBB? Can anyone confirm this?
Inquiring minds wanna know.

And Lisa G fearlessly joigning the Chain Lightning thread has a point alright. It's an approachable yet intimidating charismatic figure, maybe an aging jazz musician who plays in small clubs and on a good night, he cuts a hundred grand. The Chain Lightning being these two experiencing a jam with said idol and sharing his divine inspiration. German poet Holderlin used "catching the thunder of the gods" as a metaphor for such rare moments of true creativity. It's another angle and I don't know if it's covered on Oleander's page but I do remember the Nuremberg rally imagery being explored there extensively.

Anyway... Chain Lightning, can't touch this, according to Walter.

"Becker, for instance, takes enormous glee in the impenetrability of a modulatory blues from Katy Lied.
WB: No one will ever come close to Chain Lightning. No one will ever touch Chain Lightning.

DF: Even the clue wouldn't have helped. I'll tell you what the clue was. In the guitar break just before the second verse I was going to say "40 years later," but we decided it wasn't a good musical idea."

http://www.granatino.com/sdresource/9lyrics.htm


Name: Tom's pity party......................
hand me a tissue......waaaaaaaa

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 03:57:07
Comments:

Feel Better, Tom? I hope so, because any man who would set up his wife like that deserves the same in return. I've got a better idea for you, Take your keyboard and shove it up your ass. You are no gentleman, and you showed THAT to the Guestbook. I wouldn't go looking for sympathy here, you already blew any chance you "MIGHT" have had. By you posting that garbage you just made yourself out to be the ass. She on the other hand has maintained her dignity. Something you obviously know nothing about.

Name: Tom's Ass Kicker
kookookatchoo

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 03:33:13
Comments:
Tom--What would I do? Well, I certainly wouldn't share the shit in this forum(n).

Format.

mat = um(n)

Well, fuck all of you anyway.


Especially Tom,

TAK


Name: Dr. Ruth


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:52:22
Comments:
Hey Jimbo! How would YOU like it if YOUR wife was fucking Aussie or someone else from this guestbook? Let the guy vent!

Name: Jimbo
@home

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:47:42
Comments:
I was away for awhile due to a busy workweek. God, I can't believe what has transpired in this time.

Lady B. I hope you get the job this week. We'll be crossing our fingers for you. Especially after the nasty post you got
from someone claiming to be your husband. I was laid off before
(actually fired) by a boss who knew business the way Mark Cuban
learned manners. I was out of work for almost a year thanks to the big fat shit who blackballed me, but I survived and I'm very much stable. I know you will be too.

As for the man who allegedly posted as Lady B's husband. If you
are who you claim to be, wouldn't you have had some time to calm down, go to a marraige counselor or even go to an anger management course. The post you just did is an example of how a marital situation can get worse instead of getting better. If this is a post against us because we have the one thing in common with your wife, then that's taking out your anger on us.
If your feel that your anger is driving your wife away, control
it before it gets worse than it is.

Now, if you're an imposter, it's a very sick joke and we will take it as a sign that you are a twentysomething guy still living in his parents' basement and spending too much time on the internet. Believe me, no one appreciates a sick joke.

Either way this post is going to cause more trouble for Lady B.
than her unfortunate unemployment is right now. If you
were a man you'd pause for a few moments before considering a
message like that on this guestbook.

Think about your actions before someone else gets hurt.


Name:


Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:34:17
Comments:
To Lady Baysides husband- You don't know the 1/2 of it!

Name: DrMu
fell asleep with the NSF site on
Location: sworethatIwasdreamin',
Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:27:42
Comments:
KD:

Whoa, I guess she...

Was Laid at Bayside

Told a Westside Story

A roller skater

Found the vault with the original 2nd Arrangement

Caught with the cable man and 15 watt lightbulbs

Was Night By Night with Coolie Baba

Took a piece of Mr. Parker's Band


Damn, caught my wife working on my daughter's 2nd grade project again - hope we get an A


Name: steviedan
and then that...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:13:43
Comments:
the bar is TOO high. sugar ray update !

Name: steviedan
well uh...

Date: Sunday, April 29, 19101 at 00:11:21
Comments:
... i was gonna post but i can't follow THAT !

godspeed midnite cruiser, drive back to danville, or somewhere the same...



Name: tap
oneireland@yahoo.com
Location: harrsiburg, pa usa
Date: Saturday, April 28, 19101 at 23:55:23
Comments:

sugar ray's new official webiste sugarray.com to be released may 1st!! next single released may 7th!! new cd called "sugar ray" out june 12th!! also catch the band on letterman june11th and the today show june 15th!!

Name: KD
kd@onhoops.com

Date: Saturday, April 28, 19101 at 22:53:38
Comments:
...and there's your Steely Dan link...

Name: Lady B's Husband
you don't want to know
Location: Home, NJ
Date: Saturday, April 28, 19101 at 22:35:28
Comments:
Hello Guestbook,
I'm am Lady B's husband - Tom. Some of you met me at Le Bar Bat. I'm sorry that I was so tense toward some of you that night - as you read on you'll understand why I was on edge. I've just confirmed tonight something painful, something that I have suspected for several months. To be honest, I am posting this tonight to humiliate Lady B as she has humiliated me. Forgive me if I offend you by doing this... I am beyond ANGRY at what I have learne