What a glorious night tonight was. I spent a BEAUTIFUL, Chamber of Commerce type evening cruising around our fabulous city, celebrating my bachelor party. So's I stumble home from Ruby Baby only to see someone has ONCE AGAIN FUCKED UP THE GUESTBOOK.
The thing is I am getting married this weekend. After a wedding usually follows a honeymoon. A honeymoon that will take me far, far away from this computer. All I've got to say is -- NO MORE HTML on this book, PLEASE. Until I can rewrite this script to disallow HTML tags I must emplore you to not use them. In this particular case an incorrect usage of quotation marks was the culprit. It's as simple as that. For the person who attempted the post it's "DOUBLE" quotation marks, not 'singles'....
....St Al: No more HTML here - promise!!!!
....St Al & soon-to-be Mrs: Happy Wedding and enjoy all of the time that you will be far away from here!
okaaaaay, Kinky:
"Your constant self-adulation and praise is really getting old." I myself find that kind of crap abhorrent, and I just HATE myself for doing it; just quote me when I've done it in the past and we'll talk about it. I hope I'm not going out on a limb to assume you can DO that...? And if you're talking about others' praise, honey, I can't help that, my public LOOOOOOOOOVES me. (smirk, giggle)
"I personally like the look of the SD site, especially since they've done away with all those annoying blurry titles and meaningless time consuming graphics."
yeah, you WOULD. pretty flashing pictures, ideas flitting in and out - "dammit, Hal, what do they MEEEEEAN? I don't have time to ponder it all, give me that crack pipe." If you're so glad they've "done away" with it, how do you think it GOT there in the first place, you schmuck?
listen: IF it really IS Walt pounding out the HTML and graphics himself, hats off to the guy. But there's a lot of people out here that would rather see him pounding out an album than mess with this crap, and there's a number of people who would be more than happy to take the site and make it jump and sing and look REALLY cool (PROFESSIONALS, I think is what you mean, right?).....am I one of them? YES, I'd love to help. Who wouldn't? Actually, I HAVE helped, but in a much limited fashion than what I'd like.
I doubt Walt's using the same person that I did business with, there's a different feel to it, now...why am i talking in the third person? WEBDRONE? are you still in effect? What's the story?
KINKY, i'm sorry you don't like my work. it just eats me up inside that you make fun of it, and a lesser PROFESSIONAL artist would hunt you down, strip your hide, and set it outside to dry in the August heat. We artists are SO insecure that way......
But then I remember who you are and I just laugh. Every time you open your clueless cake-hole I just crack UP.
rudy
PS: St. Al, let me say Mazeltov, old man. And please be careful on the boat: always have your non-beer hand ON THE WHEEL (or whatever that steering device is on boats...)
girls, girls, you're both pretty!
Clas: how can you be fascinated by Alphabet City when you don't know anything about it? Where's the fucking logic?
But I gotta say, if you happened to be in Alphabet City, and you, or say, Kinky, were to expound in the type of language with hostile intent that we've all come to experience here on the G'Book, you would end up a "Swedish Meatball", and Kinky would end up as, literally, "white trash".
It's a place where some people would never go, and some others would go and obtain Dan-like materials of the illicit kind (I have).
Street stupid people don't last there.
It obtained its name because of the Avenues (A, B, C & D) - if you want to go to Avenue E, you'll be in the East River.
ykg
Oh Ye of Holy Pancake - Enjoy the day, and Drink plenty of fluids. Check your work upon your return...
RubyBaby- Pleasure to actually meet in you Real Time!!...and what a song lyric memory - now I see how you retain all those Dan Lyrics...
Maj: What do you mean you didn't you get that final Donald Pocket Figurine? I sent it Fedex to your Jersey address - should have been there yesterday...
the referee says: Nicely done...laughing...
Anyone of you, my guestbook friends, who cares: I have a copy of the above mentioned Dan 'Times' if anybody wants it snailed for their media collection...
Babs: It was worth the wait.
Kinky: This is your monthly 'Apogee Offer' reminder...
back to lurk, er... wurk...moo, mW
YGK; Clas: how can you be fascinated by Alphabet City when you don't know anything about it? Where's the fucking logic?"
I said; I have never VISITED THE PLACE.
"...you would end up a Swedish Meatball..."
Don´t think so pal. I´m not only to smart for my own best, I am also very streetsmart, FOR my own best. Thanks anyway, schmuckhead.
Ole Ander; "Why John Irving?" you say. I say, "Maine?". "No", you say, "that´s New Hampshire".
StAl; Congrats, could you tell us right now; should we begin name-the-baby thing again? Or can you stick with the names we came up with to San Fran and Bob?
So, I heard someone whisper that you are going to Sweden, is that true? If it is, be careful... call me anytime.
RUDY; "IF it really IS Walt pounding out the HTML and graphics himself, hats off to the guy." Why? The shit still sux.
oleander: Thanks for the encourgagement. I'll give the smoking cessation a good faith effort. Also, you're right: it is a profound drag. As for the "Turn That Heartbeat" meaning, I just don't really know. I think Clas has the idea about hijacking somewhere near the mark, but I believe "TTHOA" is the final song on CBAT that brings the album full circle. Throughout CBAT, I envision a guy who is realizing that things will never be the same the way. You know, the old Thomas Wolfe, "You Can't Go Home Again," which doesn't really mean that you can't go home again; rather, you should not try to go back and revive something whose time and usefulness has passed. The album starts with "Do It Again" (violence, self-destruction, resignation). As the album progresses, times are changing, and our central character -- I'll use "he" -- seems unwilling to change with the times. He tries hard to change and do the right thing; however, he has relapses, if not in fact, at least in spirit (see "Midnight Cruiser"). To cut to the chase -- and fill in the blanks later -- after all the self-realization and attempts to conform to the new order (e.g., "unhand that gun, begone; there's no one to fire upon"), the character cannot let go his old ways (my lief is boiling over; it's happened once before; I wish someone would open up the door). It happened once before when he "went gunnin' for the man who stole [his] water." He's still got "a case of aces done up loose for dealing," this "gambling" man. He's not sure if he " should hide or eat [his pride." And even when he is warned to "swallow" his pride and "take [his] guns off if [he's] willing," he can't do it. Then we hit "TTHOA." He's back at "Do It Again." Gun in hand. Stocking over face. He wants everyone to know that it's not his fault. He wants us to know that he tried. In fact, he's not a dirty dealer. He was caught at the border in "DIA," and has been put on the street and made a journey to find that old life. He knows that he won't change. He's following his old life like a zombie. But as soon as someone's willing to bring him back to life -- turn his heartbeat over -- maybe, just maybe, he'll change. I don't know about this metaphorical use of Paraguay. But I know that Jose Gaspar Rodriguez de Francia, the leader following Paraguay's independence, was called "El Supremo." Now, that's another album and song altogether. Maybe? Just some thoughts. Might be pure BS? Yeah. BS.
moray eel: give us "the" interpretation
Clas: Go on. Share your images.
Clas: Suffice to say that you can't say any of the crap you do here and get away with it in ABC. Kind of a nice thought, tho, isn't it?
Mojo fans: I'm looking for the 1st 10 issues of Mojo Magazine (which has featured the boys in the past). Please email me directly if you have any or a source.
CLAS: well, all the stuff he's into these days, and he still finds time to do HTML code. How many myopic pop icons can you name that can do this...?
mWORLD: I paid the ref to say that. hah.
Mister LAPAGE: Mind-blowing shit. How many times 'round the turntable did it take you to come up with this analysis? Can you do this with an old Tom Jones album I have, I'm wondering...rudy
YGK; No kidding? Wow.
When all my dime dancing is through, I run to you.
rudy: I'd probably do better with George Jones, but what the heck: let me at Tom.
RUDY; It still sux. If you can´t do it yourself, well, let someone else do it. I thought that was all Steely Dan was about.
MrLaPage; sorry, won´t share them. My reputation on this board would be nonexistant if I did.
http://www.adfa.oz.au/~red/Doginfo/DANNY
MrLaPage; let me ask you one question, I am desperate; did you continue to smoke? Well, gimme a cig then!
hell
Rudy - You say WB's wasting a lot of time on the website. Well, from people that I know that build websites, it takes hardly any time at all, and yes these people are GOOD at what they do. If you really think it's a time consuming project, I guess you just don't know what you're doing. I'm pretty sure Walter can walk and chew gum at the same time. Besides, you're missing the point entirely! I want to see Walter's Steely Dan Site, not Rudy's Steely Dan Site. Can you people honestly say that you'd rather see Rudy's ludicrous graphical interpretations over something that Walter himself created? I sure as hell don't!
YGK - BROOKLYN!!!
StAl - Congrats!
clas: You truly are a man of means, by no means, King of the Road. If I were there, I would happily supply you with those small implements of slow death. Consider yourself smoking.
Peg, the above is my actual email address. You're right, private correspondence is better, that way I don't have to scroll through all the crap--the constant, insipid bickering is getting pretty stale.
Kinky: I'm well aware of the restaurant failure rate in Manhattan, but what the hell, you only live once.
Rudy: Any samples of logos you've done that you can send me?
Thanx and congratulations St. Al. We all owe you. It is about an Autumn day in 1967 'round the college music club somewhere. It is a thirty year anniversary. Perhaps........
MrLaPage; thanks. But I didn´t smoke it. I´ve quit. 24 hours this morning.
Makt, sex & pengar
så sjabblade sandinisterna bort regeringsmakten.
Det handlar om korruption och om längtan efter det ljuva livet. Om ett gäng medelålders män som blev avsatta och ersatta av en mamma. Ni är alla mina pojkar sa hon. Och log. En artikel av Lars Palmgren om vad som händer när några rejäla machos leder en revolution.
Han lät PR-byrån från Spanien göra om imagen, revolutionen skulle bli ungdomlig, positiv, rentav lite punk. Det gick ändå inte. Daniel Ortega tvingades lämna över makten till Tanten. Hans barndomskamrats mamma, som bjudit honom på saft och bullar för att han inte drog ut hennes Carlos på bus. Hon som fortfarande klappar honom som om han gick i kortbyxor. En morsa vars uppgift i livet varit att ordna tebjudningar. Vilket slut för en revolution så full av romantik och myter att nästan alla kunde älska den.
DANIEL ORTEGA ÄR ett år yngre än jag. Vad han egentligen gjorde under kampen mot Somoza, förutom att sitta i fängelse i sex år, har jag aldrig fått riktigt klart för mig. Det finns inga riktiga hjältehistorier om honom. De flesta brukar dock citera den dikt där han beklagar sig över att inte ha fått se Managua medan minikjolarna var på modet som ett sätt, antar jag, att visa att han inte var en president vilken som helst. Min bild av honom består mest av hur spänd han alltid var. Spänd, hes röst som inte ens löstes upp när röstpedagogerna kopplades in. Spänd, nästan skärrad, i blicken. Spänd till och med när han joggade på stranden med sina livvakter. Men han kunde ha ett avväpnande leende ibland. Och han hade en enastående, om än outhärdligt tråkig, svada när han talade inför folket. Men idag är Daniel Ortega historia. Idag heter Nicaraguas president inte längre Daniel Ortega, utan Violeta Chamorro. Det märkliga med Violeta Chamorro är inte att hon inte vet någonting om politik, ekonomi, internationella affärer eller egentligen något annat man förväntar sig att en president ska ha ett hum om eller åtminstone intressera sig för. Det märkliga är att hon inte försöker dölja att det förhåller sig på det viset. Det är, har Violeta Chamorro alltid förklarat, moderskapet som är hennes kallelse här i livet. Presidentposten är bara en förlängning av den kallelsen och samtidigt ett bevis för dess styrka; hon har ju nu blivit ett helt lands moder. Möjligen bör det tolkas som ett budskap av hopp. För kanske är detta, alldeles oavsett Violeta Chamorro själv, en fläkt av en mycket vidare historisk tendens som redan förorsakat månget hysteriskt motstånd, nervsammanbrott, religiös nyväckelse och impotens vars innersta kärna, si Dios quiere, inte är något annat än patriarkatets definitiva sammanbrott. Violeta Chamorros totala ointresse för politikens riter är, hur som helst, i högsta grad uppfriskande.
Att hon, enligt skvallret både i diplomatiska och inte så diplomatiska kretsar i Managua, är en skåpsupare av väldiga mått hör inte hit. Och borde, ifall det nu är sant, med tanke på hur pigg och nyter hon ser ut och hur klara hennes ögon alltid är, snarast inge respekt och beundran för hennes tålighet. Hur annorlunda var det inte under revolutionens dagar!
SANDINISTERNA ANSÅG SIG veta allt om politik, ekonomi, internationella affärer och annat som hör maktutövandet till. Blygsamhet var aldrig deras starka sida. Och några goda fäder var de knappast. Dock hyllade de moderskapet. Åtminstone det som representerades av deras egna och deras döda kamraters mödrar. Kvinnor i övrigt, däremot, var för dem mest till för att spegla sig i. Sandinisterna hade heller inte dona Violetas sprittålighet. Inte ens det eldigaste tal kunde dölja deras bakfylla. Rödsprängda ögon, påsar under ögonen, taskig andedräkt var näst intill delar av revolutionens olivgröna uniform. Här ska dock i rättvisans namn konstateras att undantag finns. Men, liksom i fallet med Violetas tålighet, är väl också den nakna bakfyllan något som, i historiens ljus, egentligen borde betraktas som ett rätt sympatiskt drag. Alldeles bortsett från allt detta är det dock inte svårt att föreställa sig att Daniel Ortega måste ha känt sig rätt skakad, om det nu är rätt ord, när han tvingades lämna över presidentbordet till denna, denna… ja, denna Tant som klappar honom som om han fortfarande sprang i kortbyxor och var någon som hon bjöd på saft och bullar för att han alltid var så snäll och inte drog ut hennes Carlos Fernando på bus som de andra pojkarna på gatan brukade göra. Vilket slut för en revolution så fylld av romantiskt hjältemod och myter att nästan alla kunde älska den! Gerillakommendanten överlämnar makten till en tant, en kompis gamla morsa, vars huvudsakliga syssla här i livet har varit att ordna tebjudningar för sina väninnor! (Barnuppfostran sköts i Nicaragua, inom den klass dona Violeta tillhör vill säga, av "nanas" och internatskolor.) Så, vad nytt i Managua?
VIOLETA CHAMORRO FORTSÄTTER att ordna tebjudningar och har, praktiskt nog, överlämnat administrationen av presidentskapet till sin svärson. Men vad gör de sandinistiska ledarna? Vad gör Daniel? Vad gör hans bror Humberto, han som ledde kampen mot Somoza från Costa Rica och därefter ledde kriget mot contras från det som tidigare var Somozas bunker och som beskrevs av alla som ett militärt geni men vars lätt läspande tal och märkliga armrörelser var så fascinerande att man glömde bort att lyssna på vad han sa. Vad gör Tomas Borge, mannen med komplex för sin litenhet och som därför hade specialklackar på bootsen och som alltid vill framstå som den store poeten och vars favoritskämt när han satt och pratade lite off-the-record med journalister var att fråga någon av de manliga journalisterna: "Nå, vad tror du? Föredrar kvinnor män med långa kukar eller bryr de sig inte om storleken?" Svaret, oavsett vilket det var, förorsakade alltid hans förtjusta gurglande. Vad gör Bayardo? Vad gör Jaime, den för några år sedan fortfarande så finlemmade Jaime Wheelock som var besökande vänsterintellektuellas favorit och som, när han bara några veckor efter segern, organiserade barndop i sitt hem var noga med att påpeka för de i hast utbildade kyparna att de måste ha vita handskar på sig när de serverade champagnen.
Thought you would know what happened.
So Long.
Clas
Damn, I forgot to translate. I get back in a couple of hours. (it´s about Nicaragua, what happened after and so)
Kinky, you can squeeze in between, as you use to, sugarboy, he he.
C
Kranky--Nice to see ya back again. Uh, yeah.... (Clas--FOUR dots=elipsis + period)
StAl--Congrats, man.
Mr. LaPage--Could you do me a favor and put some spaces in next time? You know, break it up into paragraphs? Every three or four lines would be nice.
Rabbit
RABBIT; ja,ja. I don´t got time with you now and your dots, I am busy translating this Sandinist-story.
But anyway, was Europe first with dots or was...? Well you see. So we go bye Europe standards here.
c
gulp. sorry st al. i know it's double quotes. guess i didn't hit the shift key hard enough (you noticed that i closed it with double quotes, didn't ya?). should proof-read before clicking on *post*. no more HTML from me on this guestbook. ever. promise. happy honeymooning.
William S. Burroughs, `Naked Lunch' novelist, dead at 83 11.38 p.m. EDT (338 GMT) August 2, 1997
By Maria Sudekum, Associated Press
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — William S. Burroughs, the stone-faced godfather of the "Beat generation'' whose experimental novel "Naked Lunch'' unleashed an underground world that defied narration, died Saturday. He was 83.
Burroughs died at 6:50 p.m. in Lawrence, Kan., at Lawrence Memorial Hospital, about 24 hours after suffering a heart attack, said Ira Silverberg, his longtime New York publicist.
"The passing of William Burroughs leaves us with few great American writers. His presence in the American literary landscape was unparalleled,'' Silverberg said.
Family friend Wayne Probst was with Burroughs when he died.
"Maybe 83 isn't that old, but it is when you're running hard at the track all the time,'' said Probst, a 51-year-old writer and artist from Midland, Kan.
"I had a lot of good times with him. He was my guru. Not the towel on the head type of thing, he was just a very sagey guy,'' Probst said.
Published in 1959, "The Naked Lunch'' used unconventional writing techniques to depict an underground world fighting a technological society that was self destructing.
"The Naked Lunch'' was both praised as literary genius and dismissed as indecipherable garbage because Burroughs wrote it without standard narrative prose, used abrupt transitions, placed the chapters in random order and wrote in a stream-of-conciousness style.
The book also was the subject of a precedent-setting obscenity trial because of its violence and explicit sex. Publishers eventually won an appeal in Boston, and the book was published in the United States in 1962.
"Naked Lunch,'' which prompted Norman Mailer to say Burroughs was possibly the most talented writer in America, made Burroughs famous as a spokesman for the Beat generation.
Burroughs continued his unconventional style by using a technique called cut-ups in subsequent books, including "The Soft Machine'' (1961), "The Ticket that Exploded'' (1962), and "Nova Express'' (1964). Cut-ups involved random cutting and pasting and folding into his own writing quotations from other authors, newspapers and other media.
Burroughs was an important influence on other Beat writers such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, who were fledging writers when they met Burroughs in New York in the 1940s.
The three are now considered the core of the Beat movement, which flourished in the 1950s by condemning middle-class life and praising individualism. Kerouac's "On the Road,'' Ginsberg's "Howl'' and Burroughs' "The Naked Lunch,'' are generally considered the most important works to come out of the movement.
"`Naked Lunch' was pretty much the essence of his work,'' said Morris Dickstein, a professor of English at City University of New York. "It came out when writers were trying to do something new to explore the irrational side of the mind, to try and get away from conventional techniques.''
Born in 1914 in St. Louis, Burroughs was the grandson and namesake of the inventor of the adding machine, but he said that his parents were not wealthy and were rejected by the city's elite.
Burroughs was educated at the John Burroughs School and Taylor School, both in St. Louis, and at a prep school in Los Alamos, N.M. He received a bachelor's degree in English from Harvard University in 1936 and did some graduate work in ethnology and archeology.
After moving to New York City, Burroughs developed a heroin addiction and was a junkie for about 15 years. During this period he lived in Texas, New Orleans, Mexico City, South America, Northern Africa, Paris and London. He did little writing at the time, but his experiences were the fodder for many of his books.
He married a German-Jewish refugee, but only to enable the woman to emigrate to the United States. They were divorced in 1946. The same year, Burroughs entered into a common law marriage with Joan Vollmer.
In later years, Burroughs acknowledged he was homosexual and said Vollmer was the only woman with whom he ever had a serious relationship.
Burroughs' life was changed forever in 1951 when, after a day of drinking and drugs, he accidentally shot and killed Vollmer. Burroughs, who always had a penchant for guns, said he was trying to shoot a glass off his wife's head and instead shot her in the forehead.
In a biography published in 1982, "Literary Outlaw,'' Burroughs said that shooting led to his becoming a serious writer.
"I am forced to the appalling conclusion that I would never have become a writer but for Joan's death, and to a realization of the extent to which this event has motivated and formulated my writing. I live with the constant threat of possession, and a constant need to escape from possession, from Control. So the death of Joan brought me in contact with the invader, the Ugly Spirit and maneuvered me into a lifelong struggle, in which I have had no choice except to write my way out.''
Burroughs was charged with the equivalent of involuntary manslaughter and fled Mexico, where the shooting occurred.
The couple had a son, Bill Jr., in 1947. He was an alcoholic and drug addict who died of cirrhosis of the liver in 1981.
Burroughs essentially disappeared from the literary scene while living in London in the early 1970s. His influence began to grow again when, at Ginsberg's urging, he returned to New York City in 1974.
Shortly after his return, Burroughs met James Grauerholz, who became his secretary and began renewing Burroughs' career by scheduling readings across the country and in Europe.
Burroughs continued to influence artists and musicians through the hippies of the 1960s and the punks of the 1970s. Musicians such as David Bowie, Lou Reed and Patti Smith have cited Burroughs as an important influence.
"He gave them techniques to get inside the dark side of the mind,'' said Dickstein, who wrote a book on the 1960s called "Gates of Eden.'' "He explored the fantastic, the irrational, so he freed them from a pretty rational form of literary narration.''
Burroughs began using drugs again and Grauerholz, who went to school at the University of Kansas, persuaded Burroughs to move to Lawrence, Kan., in 1981.
Burroughs began to write more conventional narratives after his move to Kansas, including "Place of the Dead Roads,'' in 1984, and "The Western Lands,'' in 1987.
He also began a second career as a visual artist, as well as writing screenplays, appearing in films ("Drugstore Cowboy'' and "Twister''), writing an opera text, and even appearing in a Nike television ad.
"In the last few years, he became a figure that people looked up to as a pioneer of the avant garde,'' said Dickstein. "He became an elder statesman for a lot of people.''
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Is it Burroughs, in Drugstore Cowboy, playin that old junkie preache? Cool.
Just some thoughts on 'Can't Buy A Thrill' lyric interpretations and Burroughs.....first my Early Steely Dan Lyric Theory: The hidden theme throughout some of these early songs was the JFK assassination...from the tramp who witnesses the crime in 'Dallas' on to the "Jack" who is put back on the street despite killing a man (Jack Ruby, who beat a murder rap back in Chi-town), "Dirty Work" slang term for murder, "Kings" ("good King John {JFK}") to "Only A Fool Would Say That" stetson hat [Connally])..."Change of the Guard"....."Pearl of the Quarter"...which Baxter admits was about a "marine" (Oswald) on leave in New Orleans...Fagen and Becker gave up with the hidden code circa '75 but still planted unique allegories with "The Royal Scam" and "Aja" which was originally subtitled "Beyond the Sea Wall" and of course Fagen had a solo hit with "The New Frontier"....as for Burroughs..Thanx for creating the name Steely Dan!!!!! and writing the great trip of embracing the absurd that was Naked Lunch!
can someone tell me how to get a copy of the ep with dallas on it thanks
I'mlooking for the ep with Dallas on it Iheard it 20 years ago and it still runs through my head thanks
St. Al--MAZEL TOV! I'd dance at your wedding, unless it's on the boat. Is this blue what you're using on the cake? Better than the pink. Have a heavenly honeymoon.
Mister La--Yer SMOKIN"!--er--I guess I shouldn't say that, hm? BTW, Thomas Wolfe was from here (Asheville).
Steve O (any relation to Jackie O?)--I dunno, sounds like JFK conspiracy theory run way amok. But interesting.
Clas--you know, sometimes you are funny.
not o--great. Just what I need--a doppelganger. Shall we start a band, like was/not was?
Re Burroughs--I read a couple of his things, but was never a fan, and what I read above about his life makes me queasy--there are sad, bad stories deep in there about his wife & kid. He did break amazing ground, painfully and at great sacrifice. I wonder if the Steely attraction to him was both because of his outlawry and his repudiation of a stolid middle-class life as the scion of a business family. And--as the Dan is in search of the perfect sound--was he in search of the perfect high? The complete, all-consuming experience? BTW, in later years he repudiated junkiedom in his writings and urged Youth not to take that dark path. At any rate, I hope he, Ginsberg, and Kerouac are having a merry game of poker somewhere out there.
Kisses & hugs to Rudy & the Kinkmeister
Oleander, thanks, you´ve made my day.
Shit, I could not quit smoking. I failed.
Now I got that "turn that heartbeat over again..." in my head. According to the vinyl cover it´s a solemn prayer to peace. Outré Daniél!
Hejdaux, Clas
Clas: Try again. You can quit. Blame big tobacco. I do. (As if little tobacco is out there trying to get people off the crap)
oleander: Speaking of big tobacco, I forgot you live in god's country. Haven't been to Asheville in a few years. But I have been to Wolfe's house. Used to stay at the Sheraton around the corner years ago. Don't even know if that hotel's still there. Have you ever made the trip to Sandburg's house? It's well worth it. Just to see the stacks (rooms) of papers, clippings and magazines he refused to discard.
Summertime in N.C. Beautiful thought. You've made my day. Of course, I'm now sweating bullets recalling the humidity. But Asheville can be a little cooler than some spots: say, downtown Charlotte or downtown Raleigh at two in the afternoon in the middle of August. Just spent a few days in N.C. a couple of weeks ago. Maybe I will quit smoking after all. Too many people down there with deep wrinkles and bad coughs.
KINKO THE CLOWN: "Rudy - You say WB's wasting a lot of time on the website...."
(looking up, down, all around)...and you got this quote WHERE?
Here's an idea, to keep you from looking so clueless: use the COPY and PASTE functions on that computer your mom lets you use, (CNTRL+C, and CNTRL+V for PCs, or apple-C and apple-V if you're using Macs) so when you want to read into something someone said, you can just QUOTE them. And then think some MORE before you actually type. Please.
"I want to see Walter's Steely Dan Site, not Rudy's Steely Dan Site."
well, pal, you're in luck, now aintcha? You seem to do much better at stating your opinions than actual facts, but this is something we can focus on later. Right now I got site design to attend to.rudy.
Kinky & Rudy:
Why don't you two just have sex already and quit your fighting?
Meester La--Asheville tie-in! Great! Yes, it's summer here, but hot days and cool nights are the ticket. And 'backy is clearly still king. Next time you're passing through, e me some warning. Re Sandburg--just as I lived in Metro Washington for 17 years and never went to the White House, I haven't been to the Sandburg home. Tell you what, though, the folks there in Flat Rock supply our co-op with great fresh-roasted organic coffee. Mmmm.
Now that you have me & Clas humming "TTHOA," (and what a catchy, perky tune it is, with Zappa nuances) let me add my fever dream to yours: petty hood, as you say, doing a little B & E, a little dealing, but his inner-city neighborhood is crumbling--they even closed the package store. So he takes a leap, makes a big score south of the border, and buys himself a congratulatory drink (is Sam a "Casablanca" reference?) While he and a friend/customer are sampling their (purer than they think) wares, the other guy OD's: "Oh, Michael, oh Jesus..." Stoned, freaking out while he's with this guy who's trying to check out, he babbles excuses and then bargains with death: he'll keep his promise (to kick? to go straight?) if only Michael comes around again. (Anybody who has OD'd or been with people ODing knows that that "Pulp Fiction" scene had kernels of reality but was basically a spoof. Ask me sometime about intracardiac epinephrine.) "Turn that heartbeat over again" conjures up to me trying to get a balky car to start, just like trying to resuscitate someone in the opiate depths.
But this doesn't help me any with the corpse of Wm. Wright. Or the admonition to smother one's family with affection. Or the "solemn prayer for peace" bit, unless that's just more irony--death being the ultimate in peace.
Well, unless y'all ever-unfolding Guestbookians can help me out some more, I'll go back to lyric limbo, which actually isn't such a bad place to be.
yodel-ole-who
It's Here! It's Here! Kinky's Korner! Yes, my very own website! Your wonderful comments/suggestions will gladly be accepted here or at my own personal email account.
Rudy - I don't recall using quotes
Kinky: I want to congratulate you on a job well done. Nice site. Perhaps you could name your car, along the lines of those nice boys on The Dukes of Hazzard, "The General William Wright." You see, Gen. Wright oversaw the original survey of the area that became the Panama Canal.
oleander: That doesn't help you or me a bit with the Wm. Wright question, unless it has something to do with Panama and its distance from Paraguay.
Someone save me. I'm grasping at straws. Straws? Breaking a camel's back? Camels? I'll be back. I gotta sneak a cigarette.
Dr. Mu - Great thumbnail sketch of SD studio life (July 30/97). But I still can't shake this thought that Denny Dias is still a mystery man. One seldom hears his name ever mentioned, but was he not responsible for some great guitar work in the early days. The liner notes ( a term I use lightly) never really mentioned who did what. In Canada, at least, "Gaucho" was the only SD release that had lyrics, musician line up for each track etc. The album cover of my copy of Aja , does not have the the photographs and liner notes on some of the other copies one of my friends has.
Oleander - Nightfly is genius at work, by Fagen - The tracks "Goodbye Look" and "Walk Between The Raindrops" made me feel like DF was mocking those "Lounge Lizard" type of acts that are so popular these days, but the musicians on both tracks are superb. One of my favourite lines of any of his songs is from "Goodbye Look." '...A skinny man with two tone shoes.' Fagen transports people to the setting of the song, with vocals, and the mood his music creates.
And I still chuckle when remembering a music critic's brief review of "Nightfly," when he called it "lightweight and contrived." After 16 years, it still sounds fresh.
Doc Mu - Is Roger "The Immortal" Nicholls still around. He won a Grammy for "Gaucho," but did not seem him mentioned at all in "Kamikiriad." Was he involved in Becker's "11 Tracks?"
Kinky: Kinky's Korner??? Now THAT is funny. Congrats on a job well done! No really...
St Al: Have a happy my friend!
Oleander: Pig Bodine's offspring in "Mason & Dixon"? What, prey tell, did this character turn out like? A perveyor of early American smut no doubt...
Joe
PS. News: Thanks for the scoop on Burroughs... Anyone else remember Burroughs reading from his material on SNL many years ago? What a truly enigmatic literary figure he was. "Naked Lunch" was a difficult book to get through... It's just so damn perverse.
Kinky: Pretty fucking funny with the Kinky's Korner. You've put all of this in perspective.
P.S. Do you have a closeup of the Clas photo? I want to see if it's true what they say about Swedes.
I love Kinky's page. Maybe it's because the graphics are so, well, un-Rudyish.
Hey Kinky... (notice I'm posting this using my *real* handle, since I'm not a closet Kinky fan)
Your page is hilarious! I knew there was a reason to check the Guestbook this month. And that photo of you at 6 years looks an awful lot like me at the same age. Could we be related?
Name for your car... boblovesbob, or josie, or, oh shit, those aren't very funny. Sorry. How'd you end up with a Ferrari, and I'm stuck with a piece of shit Dodge Neon?
peace and love to all.
While working I sit here and wonder where my lyrics to my "Dryshod Over Pond" went. I´m not gonna let you down, I´ll rewrite them.
RUBY; Hi, thanks for email, have patience.
hejdaux, Clas
KINKY: FUCK!!!!
lovebob
Hello again. What's been happening while I've been away (cries of 'Stiff who?'). Finally I got to hear NYRASR and it's a blaster (in the good sense).
R.I.P. William Burroughs
Love,
Stiff
Great site, hello to all you dan fans. Can't wait for the new album
Great site, hello to all you dan fans. Can't wait for the new album
Having read the last message I now feel quite hungry!!!!!! Fuck off moron.
St Al, belated congrats on marriage. I hope it was a cool day.
Clas: Wag it and shag it baby
Ruby: It appears that you didn't send me a recipe. Sorry. Maybe some doppleganger did though! By the way 'I thought it was from you - Herbie Hancock' reference. He released a disco style song called 'I though it was you' back in the late seventies. Quite good actually.
Anyone been on a nice holiday recently????
laters
pretzels & Club 18-30 tossers
Jeez, we've been spammed by the cast of the Mikado.
Kinky: Hilarious! Is that a replica of Stonewall "Jackson" with Walter and Donald? Razor Boy: You raise an excellent point in that Denny Dias became scarce following Royal Scam. The "Immortal" was involved in the '93 SD tour (mixing down for the monitors) and lately engineered the Beach Boys' 30th anniversary package.
... torture is the main attraction, I don't need that kind of action ...
What's wrong Clas? Jealous?
Kinky: I love your page!! You're a way bigger rascal than I thought!
minorWorld: Yeah, that was a blast seeing you in person! I suspect we'll meet again, possibly for more than 25 seconds. mmmMMMMMOOOOOO
I heard I.G.Y. in PetsMart. It really helped me feel better while I was spending $60 on dog food, wondering why. Then I remembered: I love those furry critters.
rb
OLEANDER; (Anybody who has OD'd or been with people ODing knows that that "Pulp Fiction" scene had kernels of reality but was basically a spoof. Ask me sometime about intracardiac epinephrine.) I´m interested, truly, was the awakening too fast? Or too long time gone?
RUBY; 60 bucks. that´s a months cost for Pompe, how long for yours?
RAZOR BOY; Nichols writes in the EQ-Magazine. At least he did when I read it last. And with his reputation I guess he has work up to his buts.
SAN FRAN; darn ol chap, sure will. I hope it means what I think it means.
KINKY; naughty boy, show my ass!
It´s OK, but Kinky, I don´t want you to look at it while you are masturbating.
So long,
clas
Kinky: Your page is fantastic! I can't believe it - i've never seen anything like it! You must be some kind of virtual genius to have put that together, WITH pictures even of Manhattan from the Brooklyn side! WOW, I guess I really underestimated you and your abilities! And you own a Ferrari! WOW! You must be wealthy as well! How did you do that so fast? Wow, I can't imagine the brain capacity and computer savvy that you have - I'm, like, in AWE! Man o Man, and we all get to share the same page with you - Geeeez!
Thanks, I'm glad you like the page.
StAl was kind enough to send me a photo of he and WB drinking champagne at one of the shows. I, for one, will never doubt him again.
Gold Keith - Yeah, but in order to be computer savvy, it helps if you own one.
...it makes total sense now as to why you own a ferrari... ...BTW, ferrari-boy, I don't live downtown, the Slope has a much better view - and you must've been pretty scared, CT boy, to take a picture of the Bridge, etc, in DUMBO - Oh, but then again, it was daylight...assuming it is your picture...your actions speak for themselves - AND your on aol. - ...thanx for folding....
"Gold Keith - Yeah, but in order to be computer savvy, it helps if you own one." Apparently NOT.
Hostile AND racist, what a combination!!
maj.
racist - you're funny dude!
Sorry I missed you for the beers - work was hell...
Maj - I guess if you understood the song, you'd understand my page. Go have a beer with YGK, a true meeting of the minds.
Gold Keith - you've inspired me to, yet, add another page to Kinky's Korner. Malcolm, this one's for you.
burroughs & dan in the stone
Kinky you still don't get it- you still have not one shred of evidence-because it does'nt exist- that I've EVER even sold a piece of DAN memorabilia- I just BUY. Remember YOU callude in the THEFT of SD material. Anyway a '78 Rarri 328(?)- known to be an utter piece of crap and not worth much either-usually only owned by egocentric pretty boys from CT who know little about performance autos-I prefer my '89 Porsche Turbo- wanna race?- eat my dust shithead-but more importantly get it straight on the profiteering crap,your deluded on that(too). How bout Kinky's new book on" How to steal live material from Donald and Walter's sounboard" + as a bonus(must order before next SD Tour) Kinky's new tome "How to derive your whole self image/esteem in cyberspace" with cameo introduction written by Clas !!!!
I'm sorry Kink- yours is a 308 - a REAL piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!! -the 328 was a desperate attempt to save that dinosaur of a car
YGK, Q, & Jam Dude--it actually IS a Dodge Neon with one of those flimsy fiberglass facades.
Kinklie--another wet & sloppy one for you! Tasteless/offensive? That's a line I kind of like; only you could walk that lonely, darlin'.
Q--Thought you'd like to know they featured your name yesterday on "Sesame Street."
Oh where is St.Al when we need him for delicate questions of censorship? When the cat's away....I can hear Bill Murray now: "It yummed me!" Wait--if you scroll through it with eyes unfocused, you can see Donald Fagen's face!
Rave on
This site and the official SD site are the greatest. Thanks for the great diversion and excellent entertainment and information. I am still exploring all aspects of the sites and thoroughly enjoying myself. The official SD site is LOL hillaryius!
For Danfans in the Central Florida area the best radio station is WMMO 98.9 FM (no static at all and on average a SD song an hour!). In fact tonight their albumn hour featured 'Aja'. I have to say it is a great stress reliever to get in my car and hear Steely Dan playing on the radio.
If anyone can confirm this Dan story I would greatly appreciate it. It was in April of '89 (or maybe sometime in '91), I met Chuck Rainey (I think). It would have been at Valencia Community College in Orlando. I believe he was teaching a sound course there. Someone mentioned who he was and that he had played bass w/SD. I was impressed but some kid - right out of high school (18-20 yrs.) didn't know who we were talking about. I tried to jog their memory with a few song titles and some random lyrics and still nothing. How ironic, I mused, thinking of 'Hey Nineteen'.
In any case, I am very pleased to have found this 'home at last'.
Ciao, rikki
Barbara Ann Wall (Scarliffe???) are you out there?? last I heard, you were a lawyer on Wall St. and married to "My Rival". please send me an e-mail with any news that you may want to share about yourself and whereabouts. I'm betting that you are still a dan fan..I caught their show in Nashville, just like old times, eh?....once a danfan, etc., etc....contact me... let's catch up....awaiting your reply. it's been a very long time..will I wait a lonely lifetime??..."I Will"
OLEANDER; (Anybody who has OD'd or been with people ODing knows that that "Pulp Fiction" scene had kernels of reality but was basically a spoof. Ask me sometime about intracardiac epinephrine.)
I´m interested, truly, was the awakening too fast? Or too long time gone?
Clas
Kink: Actually, 't was quite amusing, considering most of what you posted was incorrect and suburbanly biased - you HAVEN'T been to Brooklyn have you?
If you had, or REALLY been in the know, you would know that the Slope now is comparable in price to a lot of Manhattan, and I ain't talkin' Inwood, either. But, once again, your misguidedness demonstrates the Greenwich fool that you are, and I really needen't say anything further; your energies on these little "clever" sites further demonstrate your ignorance, misinformation and "too much time on your hands" - But hey, thanx for the additional notoriety!
Congratulations on being such a BIG FISH in this tiny little pond - did that give you a boost? Alright, just go ahead and stare at Clas' picture again (for about two minutes should do you right)
Kink - you're too easy.....HA HA....
now, does someone want to come up with a top ten of why Kinky lives in Greenwich, and not Park Avenue?
Oh, OK, that's right, most of the people here have something to do...
Oh pleeeze -- If you think for a NY minute that "kinky" lives in CT, I've got some stock in David Palmer's publishing portfolio I'd like to sell you. I guess some of you are kinda slow.
perhaps, but who'd a thunk it - that Kinky has the better sense of humor and Clas the better car? jeez I love the 'net.
"Shush", okay?
Hey Kinkster -- love your update this morning (Most Wanted). Keep 'em coming, man! I like your sense of humor.
Sheesh -- I heard he doesn't live in CT full-time; that's just where his vacation home is located.
kinky: My side hurts. Thanks.
There's a Steely Dan song about Brooklyn. What does Greenwich have? NADA!
Brooklyn is where artists are born. Greenwich is where they go live after they become pompous assess.
H&R Kinky: The song IS racist, too. Talk about understanding, who was it that described "Chain Lighning" from the London show last year as a totally different arrangement, that the horn section blew their brains out after the first verse. How was that different?
maj.
Kinky: You've deconstructed the psyche of this guestbook with 3 webpages. Congratulations!
YGK: What a rube. I hope this clueless behavior of yours is just an act.
Clas: Just desserts for you. Now will you please go away?
Rudy: You're acting like a desperate and whiny baby. Grow up. Face it, Walter used you and dumped you like truck now that the Pathfinder fiasco is behind him. Now just shut up and stop acting like Skunk Baxter
Now let's start thinking new album, people!!!
Oleander: Boss analysis of TURN THAT HEARTBEAT..., wherein the character is a small time crook, lamenting the loss of a friend and trying to make a deal with death. My perception is similar except for a few details: the friend (Michael?) is dead (not smacked out, not pining for the fjords but expired,late, extinct, no more.) I see the heartbeat as literal, not symbolic. The death could be the result of an O.D., a suicide or a mishap during a crime. What you see as inner-city images, I think could be life in and out of prison. The love your momma and brother passage is part of his penance, his deal. (I'll be nice to everybody and never be naughty again.) If the deal falls through, he'll probably just go back, Jack, and do it again, thus completing the cycle that began with D.I.A.
One more maniacal raving: The zombie reference in TTHOA could be an oblique tribute to the group the Zombies: Notice the instrumental pause and the discordant harmony in the title line of the Zombies song TIME OF THE SEASON. Now notice the same elements and similar melody in the title line of Turn That Heartbeat... Then later, they say "zombie see and zombie do."
RS
Ruby; that Stockholm-tune is an old folksong from northwest Sweden. I heard that Stan Getz did a version of it too.
Check your email soon!
Mr La Page; I´m a fulltime smoker again and it´s good!
Damn you, I got that song in my head every day now! "...the plan was set, the plan was done..."
Kinky; I feel sorry for you. You must be a very lonely person.
"Knock on any door, knock on any window..."
Clas, with a green car. Well, it´s not mine but...
I wait with baited breath for the new album!!
Oh Kinky man...
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Nice one! You are gonna have are hard time making it funnier. You may have to hire a team of writers and then sack them in the style of famous rotund SitCom stars.
have you thanked all those who made it possible????
laters
pretzels with histeria
More about Becker production projects.
Gary: A little known, and as of yet unpublicized, Becker project: He is in negotiations with Disney to do compose the score for Air Bud II. In Air Bud II, the dog has returned from a military tour in Central America -- Marine Corps, perhaps -- quashing the petty uprisings and freeing the world from the drug trade.
On his return to the States, Bud suffers from some post-traumatic shock syndrome. He wanders the streets, eats from garbage cans, and ends up at the doorstep of a kind-hearted college student -- played by Gary Coleman. Gary has dreamed of being a star in the NBA, but he's only 3 feet tall, so . . .
You can picture the slapstick antics that ensue. Gary and Bud get hired to coach in the WNBA in the final season before it folds -- Disney is trying desperately to release this within the next two months. Fun, frolic, etc. The score and soundtrack will take us back to something that resembles a cross between "The Usual Suspects," "Perry Mason," "The Sound of Music," and "Green Acres."
Projected gross: $50 million ($25 million on opening weekend, petering out quickly, yet hanging on in "Arty" venues for about five months).
I'll keep you posted.
Stop it, Kink, you're slaying me. It's almost as if you are the illegitimate offspring of S.J. Perelman and Elaine May. No, I mean it, they're going to have to put up gale warnings because of all the laughter and everything you're causing. Hoo boy.
(Now, THAT'S sarcasm!)
San Fran: your ribs? You should feel my sternum.
Eeeehhh, could we make some space for me now and my lyrics "Dryshood Overseas"?
No, tomorrow, that´s better.
Guys, during my night, don´t forget that I still exist, even if I am sleeping.
Hell, is that possible? I forget myself when I sleep. Or is that just a dream?
clas
No, Clas, THIS is the dream. When you sleep, THAT'S real.
...the gate swung open and in walked a fig newton.
While surfing thru the FM dial, I came across a rap tune that had
"Reelin'" as the background music. Has anyone heard this thing?
foja: No, haven't heard that. But Ice Cube has a song in which he samples "Green Earring." I believe, without looking for it, that the song is "Don't Truss [sic] It" or "Can't Truss [sic] It." Give a listen to.
oleander: Reading "Cold Mountain" by Charles Frazier. I'm lukewarm about it. Of course, right before this, I read Jonathan Yardley's bio of Fred Exley, "Misfit." I guess I'm lukewarm about "Cold Mountain" because I picture every housewife in New York buying it and raving about it. Have you read it?
Just when you think it's getting quiet...big life changes - divorce, marriage, babies,... websites (haven't made my mind up about the new SD home page concept)
Now children, be good and play nice while Dad's off on his honeymoon. And stop being so BLOODY SPITEFUL! (like that'll make the slightest difference)
Just about to head off round the world with the Good Queen and Prince in tow - next stop River Sound Studios, NYC... just in case Don and Walt are around and need some words of encouragement from some half-crazed old fart... like "forget the web page... it's the music stupid", and maybe LeBarBat if I can sneak out late. May be able to do some pan-Asian research for you Luckless (first thing, get a good business accountant to structure your loan... it's not just restaurants that usually go under in the first few years). Got my Steely taped and plenty of batteries and hoping to pick up a few rarities on the way. Then off to see the family in the UK for the first time in years - I'm counting on you SFKnight and Stiff to lay on some decent weather (ha!).
What I want to know is, any more thoughts on the excellent JFK thesis? and on who should D&W take with them for the Hall of Fame?
Oh well, have fun while I'm away.. the album should be on the stands by the time I get back.
Richard&kangaroos
PS Someone be nice to Kinky, please. I'm sure it was a good idea at the time.
Hey Ruby--How about "Josie" over the dungaree rack at TJ Maxx? I'm standing transfixed and grinning while my eight-year-old is going "Moooaaaahhhuwwmmm!"--that inimitable multisyllabic "mom!"
Clas--Well, since you asked....First of all, if you stuck an intracardiac needle into somebody as skinny as Uma Thurman at that angle, you'd probably get epinephrine all over your upholstery--it'd go right through her. Also, inserted the way it was, she'd be very likely to lacerate her aorta (and die really fast), lacerate a lung (and die perhaps more slowly), or get a hemopericardium (blood in the sac around the heart, kind of like Dylan) (ditto). Another thing is that epinephrine can cause abnormal rhythms and make survival still more difficult. And anyway, epi doesn't reverse narcosis--it specifically makes the heart beat faster. Her return to wakefulness was a little too easy. In spite of my struggle to suspend disbelief, this kind of thing in the movies & in books drives me nuts. Even when it's spoofing.
Mr. La--Nope, I haven't. Do you recommend them? That darn Joe Murtha drove me back to "V.," which I'm rereading. If you--or other Guestbookians--haven't read it, it really has stood the test of time, kind of like the Dan, eh? It is a fabulously written book. Thanks, Joe. I needed that. In fact, my summer reading has been entirely GB-inspired or related. (Can "Gravity's Rainbow" be far behind?) PS, I'm real excited by that WB project!
Royale (wit cheese?)--right! That fits for me. And I dig your and moray's cycle thing, making it a Moebius strip of an album. Interesting about the Zombies....I loved them. I think "She's Not There" is still one of the best rock tunes ever. Say--you been gone too long. Don't be a stranger.
'night; time to retire the toothpicks
That Uma Thurman gal may be a tad skinny - I say stick her anyway. Damn the angle, damn the upholstery too. Just poke. Because, believe me, there's no ass whatsoever this side of the great divide.
Old Doc Ben: you libidinous git. Cool down man. I always find a good way to loosen the bone is to watch an Arnie movie. I am usually asleep after 10 mins.
Do you guys think that the shapeshifter guy from the X-Files gets pissed off when people say " hey, don't go changing!"
laters pretzels & lkjdshgdlhfsdh
You people in the usa dont know how lucky you are but us people in australia arent so lucky.We want steely dan to tour here Im ready to sell my mother for a concert ticket. please hurry walt and don and come on down,pack your cases now, pack the band and get down to australia esspecially melbourne.ohhhhhh PLEASE I have a buyer for my mum allready.
Craig, how much you gettin' for the old girl? Whatever it is I'll double it!!!
I sold my mom for 4 tickets to the '93 tour and a half a case of warm Bud...been thinkin' about getting a replacement here lately 'cause, you know, the dog needs a bath, the linoleum in front of the toilet could use a cleaning, that sort of thing...
Let me know what we can work out here...
one of the lucky ones,
-mW
Oleander: A doctor shopping at TJ Maxx??!! I'll blame the HMO's for that, too! But since they piped in Josie, I'll assume your sub-concious detected some SD vibes and you just automatically pointed the car in that direction.
I had a similar experience in the dressing room at Mervyns. (You don't have those out there, do you? Don't sweat it, you ain't missin' much). My daughter and I were trying on bathing suits when HEY 19 came on. Suddenly, the sick greenish lighting went away and I looked marvellous in that bikini. As a matter of fact, everyone seemed to be a perfect size 6. Then I heard that "Maaaauuuuuhhhhm" (starts normal, drops an octave,then scales up 2 octaves for an urgent finish) and I snapped out of it. Good thing, or I would have gone over my budget.
SFK: Is "loosen the bone" another one of those Cousin Jack terms?
LucklessPedestrian: Hi! Sorry to hear you had to endure all that "bad stuff". It's a known fact, DanFans are survivors. I think David Attenborough did a documentary on this as part of the Trials of Life series.
RB
has anyone else noticed that the lists on the hall of fame vote page keep changing? They've been different every day I looked.
...so I look up for a minute and lookee what Kinky did - almost fell off the turnip truck laughing. that's a good start of a site, I gotta hand it to you. Thanks for mentioning me! And I didn't get you anything.....
I gotta bookmark that one. You blow my stuff away, man. Please accept my apologies for everything I've said - don' tawk bad 'bout me on yoah purty saht, i sowwy massuh. snif.
STANDING ON THE SIDELINES: talk to the hand or I'll dump you like truck. Here's a quarter for that clue you need. rudy
Kinky,
I've been watching you wine, cry, sob, and bitch to and about RUDY's
work for quite a while now. I thought to myself, "self,....maybe
this guy Kinky really does know what he's talking about when it comes to web design, maybe he really will do good work when he gets his site finished and up. Maybe, just maybe this will be the best damn site ever."
Well anyway I clicked on your link to KINKY'S CORNER and ,....well how can I describe this....It was like being hung like a peanut at a party wearing only a towel and your buddy swipes your towel.
You just backed up absolutely NONE of your arguments pertaining to web design,..let's face it you know about as much about web design as an eskimo knows about making ice cubes.
I suggest you stop trying to win your pointless point with RUDY and maybe take some pointers from the guy. He could teach you quite a bit about how to really make a website.
By the way, nice background on your site, beautiful use of gray. You might consider pulling your site down for some major revision until it looks decent.
RUDY: saw your work, Excellent! keep it coming!
Kink: Cute site. Clever girl. If you had panned the camera a few inches to the left in the parking lot, you might have gotten a glimpse of mWorld's van with that big fishing lure on top - as he WAS the DanVention @ Hollywood Bowl - 8/9/96.
rudy: nice Jerome Aniton-esque phonetical ebonics. BTW, how many of you voted Jerome as a "write-in" for the Hall of Fame ballot?
Perhaps when the group is inducted, he might drive them to the reception.....
Greetings to: Jon Stone, St. Al and mWorld (Oct.18th, man am I ready)
ordinary guy - you don't get it, do you?
My girl really goes for Aja... Thanks guys, I owe you!
Duane: You're welcome.
St Al: Hope all is well. Congratulations. Having married the woman & Dan fan of my dreams just nine months ago, I wish you all the best.
Craig: You are correct: we don't know how lucky we are. Would you please do us a favor and remind us every now and then? We appreciate knowing how ungrateful we can be.
oleander: I don't recommend "Cold Mountain," unless you are a Civil War fan (forgive, I don't know if you are), and I am only a Civil War buff in the sense that I grew up in the South. We seem to live some oddly parallel life (except you're a doctor -- BTW, could you please explain peripheral neuritis (sp?) for those of us who are under the mistaken belief that we suffer from it? You live in NC. My place of growth. And I currently live in the DC area. Saw the B&F at Merriweather in '93. I imagine you hit both Charlotte and Raleigh. Right?
I do recommend, to anyone, Jonathan Yardley's bio of Frederick Exley. He reminds me of a novel-writing Bukowski who had the good sense to "really" drink himself to death. The bio is "Misfit." Nice beach read.
All: Have a nice weekend.
clas: Please, tell me how you afford cigarettes. You don't smoke some awful European thing do you? Please, clas, tell me you smoke Marlboros or Camels or, if you must, Dunhills. Don't break my heart.
Ordinary Guy - You don't have to come on here and tell everyone you're hung like a peanut. But on to your point (since you obviously missed mine)...hold on, I just got an email...Oh, how nice. Rudy just sarcastically offered to help me with my site. He claims that if I were to do a better job on graphics and layout, then people would take it seriously. Well Rude, it looks to me that people are taking my site about as seriously as I want them to. You wouldn't happen to be just an ordinary guy, would you? Anyway, my site wasn't put up to showcase my artistic talents, (AOL's such a fine provider of HTML tools and all), but you seem to be the only clueless fool that couldn't figure that one out. So Rudy, if you want to beg someone for work, go back to Mr. Becker (afterall, I don't have an album cover you can design), but I don't think he needs you either.
Peter Noss - How the hell are ya?
OLEANDER; thanks. I mean it. Am I boring you if I ask you just one last question on this issue? Epinephrine, is that some synthetic adrenalin-stuff?
MrLaPage; we (my wife) are smoking Prince. Strong and dangerous. Smoking cost us 40,000 swedish crowns a year, it´s about 5.000 bucks. In some strange way we can afford it, but it would be nicer to travel somewhere for that money once a year.
About money; the reason Steely didn´t play Stockholm on the last tour was that the tickets should cost 100 bucks. And the reason for that was that they had to play in a small theater, the dumb foolish booking agency thought that there was no interest for Steely in Sweden. Crazy.
Mike McDonalds new one, "Blue Obsession", has the guy got hooked on bensos?
Clas
PS, late happy namesday Donald (whoever), we celebrated your name in Sweden last thursday.
Kinky: Wrong brand. I believe it was Moet Chandon. Besides, who the HELL drinks champagne out of a Martini glass? To further correct you, we used plastic Solo© "kegger" cups. Only the BEST for Steely Dan.
StAl
StAl: I used to drink vodka right out of the bottle. What´s the big deal?
Are those friends of yours, Kristina and Kent swedish? I bet they are. They look like swedes and the names are swedish. Do you have their phonenumbers? Because I like to speak to someone who has met Pete Fogel in real life.
Jackson Browne is out with a new one. "The best of". Cool.
"The Best of Jackson Browne"; isn't that an oxymoron?
"The Best of Jackson Browne" -- let's see, I'd say that's a toss-up between his upper cut and his left hook.
"Knock-Knock"
"Who's There?"
"The Best of Jackson Browne."
"The Best of Jackson Browne Who"?
"Exactly"
Q: What do you get when you subtract the talent of Jackson Browne from that of a popular mid-seventies musical duo?
A: John Ford Coley
Q: What's the difference between Yogurt and Dallas?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.
Back from the dunes.
The music scene was little to be desired.
This bar I went into played this techno-funk B.S.
Something about talking to someone with a tounge ring,
while eating a cheeseburger at the same time, I don't know, man.
She said "Yea, Steely Dan is, "Da Bomb".
Later, Zeke.
Walter´s drinking? Now he is going to miss appointments, break his legs, the studio´s ticking, Donald gets crazy... Walter decides to try a little heavier stuff while he´s at it. Lets say
6 years waiting for the new CD.
And that´s because StAl had to bring that bottle.
Say it isn´t true.
Clas
It isn't true
Thanks Walt.
don't flatter yourself bozo
Q: What does walking across the grand canyon on a tight rope have in common with receiving oral sex from Janet Reno?
A: You don't want to look down...
OK; so, how come you know? Bozo, is that for both of us? Walt and me?
Audi and out on the leftwing.
what's the matter clas, can't sleep tonight?
I love this "quote" thing.
"Rudy just sarcastically offered to help me with my site."
"Anyway, my site wasn't put up to showcase my artistic talents"
no shit. I don't care WHAT they say, Kink, you CAN sense sarcasm when you see it.
"...but you seem to be the only clueless fool that couldn't figure that one out."
sorry, Kink, may have to go over that one again. I just love picking through your verbal trash jobs. A little scabby and they smell like old cheese, but they're fun nonetheless.
"So Rudy, if you want to beg someone for work, go back to Mr. Becker ... but I don't think he needs you either."
Excellent. Not that you'd ever get the chance to actually KNOW, but stating fact is beginning to look good on you. But I gotta tell you, good girls don't beg....you just wish they would (without being sarcastic, for once).
I'm sorry, Kink, I'll leave you alone now.
rudy (no ordinary guy).
St. Al: Congratulations. Dance on tables and not get kicked out. (ref: ).
Just checked out Kinky's site. It doesn't suck. Rather funny, actually.
OK; no I couldn´t.
To create beauty you must suffer.
Clas
I also checked out Rudy's site. I must say, its a helluva nice one, especially for someone who is a self-taught web site designer. And a homebrewer to boot!
Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew!
I ain't Rudy you fatbag.
And yes you showcase absolutely no artistic ability.
Ever try using I remember once, oh so long ago, when I mildly hinted that DF should not go glory hunting and should place keyboard supremecy on the shoulders of a hired gun!!!!
I was pilidged by numerous Dan officianados over the course of a month for this, but it was my fault. I said something a bit glib, and I didn't really mean what I said. Had to eat a remarkable amount of Humble Pie following that one.
however, this smashing of the SFK on the dangerous rocks is nothing compared to the blasts flying between St Al, Rudy, Ruby, Clas, Kinky, Josie, YGK, Cote, Joe M, Rabbit, Moray Eel, Squonk, Donk, Bonk, Plonk, Zonk, Kili, Fili, Ori, Nori, Gloin, Oin, Oleander and numerous others.
It's like fucking fission....
Now some are cool. Clas particular is impervious. But I find it hard to think that you could all be friends, but i know you are....
I have no friends. The people I work with all like Oasis, so they can fuck right off, and occasionally I'll get email from Clas.
laters
pretzels & lonely hearts
I need a fix of the real thing.
If Walt and Don are really in NYC recording, how about a one-nighter at a local club. Air out those fresh ones!!
"...let's hear it..."
maj©
PS. I heard that Skunk was back stage with guitar in hand at the Garth Brooks show in Central Park. Garth wouldn't call him up. Sound familiar?? Hmmmm... Walter's in New York, Garth is in New York. Walter likes the country twang. Garth loves the country twang. Walt-dog, Garth-dog. Coincidence?? He'p me, minah!!
SFK--hold it! Keep me out of the dish fight! I have an irrational fondness for all--not really, most--GB BP's (bogus personae)--perhaps a mother hen type's yearning to gather all the little bickering boychicks under my wings. So love & peace to ya. And how's your little girl?
Yo-yo Joe--Had fun on my re-V.isit. Couple favorite quotes: "Her eyes glittered like slopes of adjacent sawteeth." And "Poetry is not communication with angels or with the 'subconscious.' It is communication with the guts, genitals and five portals of sense. Nothing more."
Ruby--Whoa, what did you expect? A couturier? I hate shopping. Tell you what, if "Hey Nineteen" had come on when I was trying on bathing suits, I would have put them down and slunk right out. I don't need any smartass reminders of my age and parity, even from the Dan.
Clas--epinephrine=adrenaline. And if I don't get mine pumping, I'm going to be late for work.
SAN FRAN KNIGHT; don´t be sad. Friends? I went to my sons birthdayparty tonight. He played Ella Fitzgerald all night. And that´s my SON!
RUBY; did you get my email?
Tomorrow I think I will be finnished with my lyrics. DryShod over Rio Grande.
Godnight, I will sleep high and wake up dry.
Clas
PS What does "dryshod" means?
Gaarrsshh! - and I never thought I'd reach the status of Steely Dan Most Wanted. Let's see now Kink- your theory is that I buy stuff from SD fans - and sell it to -who????????(ie what- I sell it to Metallica fans??)- It looks like good fun, but I'm starting to think you really are just delusional. Q
re: Kinky's site...
He's an artist! A pioneer! We've got to have some humor...
Well done, sir, well done. More humor in 3 minutes than in a lifetime of Clas...
You'll hear from my lawyers.
Edd
bye the way Kink- could you tell me the titles or tell me where all this pirated stuff that I'm producing/profiteering on is for sale????? - So I can go buy some!!! - I'm not aware of more than a handful of SD "boots" around! + also,implicit in your theory- it has always facinated me- how you vastly overestimate the aggregate demand for SD esoterica- the Beatles they ain't, bro. We are a small clan of astutely appreciative afficianados of our dynamic duo. See you all in Cleveland. PS Kinky, I'm seen lurking at far more than just Southeastern shows- in fact I think you were the guy I saw crapping in the stall with the door open at the Roseland shows,or maybe it was Jones Beach,or was it Greatwoods-no Saratoga-jeez I can't remember.
bye the way Kink- could you tell me the titles or tell me where all this pirated stuff that I'm producing/profiteering on is for sale????? - So I can go buy some!!! - I'm not aware of more than a handful of SD "boots" around! + also,implicit in your theory- it has always facinated me- how you vastly overestimate the aggregate demand for SD esoterica- the Beatles they ain't, bro. We are a small clan of astutely appreciative afficianados of our dynamic duo. See you all in Cleveland. PS Kinky, I'm seen lurking at far more than just Southeastern shows- in fact I think you were the guy I saw passed out crapping in the stall with the door open at the Roseland shows,or maybe it was Jones Beach,or was it Greatwoods-no Saratoga-jeez I can't remember.
Gotta tell you about my weekend. (I sense the trembling of scrolling fingers poised above their mice....) Seriously, the old man & I had some fun. We saw the Charlie Hunter Quartet--young jazz guys with some chops; did a lot of jazz covers, some originals, a nice cover of "No Woman No Cry" with a hot Latin beat. The leader has GMS (I read about GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome; this is its corollary, Guitar Modification Syndrome): he was slinging an 8-string, with the top 3 bass strings on top of the top 5 lead strings, so he plays bass with his thumb while he solos. The frets aren't parallel, but radiate like a rising sun (Why, Edd?) Cool. I kind of missed a real bass, but I'm easliy impressed by people who can do more than one musical thing at a time. (That why I love Rahsaan? Dunno.) I also liked the way the tenor sax licked his reed.
We also saw "Ulee's Gold," "Contact," and "Escape from L.A." Loved 'em all.
Mister La--Yeah, Roy & I also discovered a spacetime warp of shared history; mine's kind of in the opposite direction from you, geographically at least. Cool links....No, I'm sick of the Civil War; it still has something of a presence around here. Actually, Frazier was in town tonight to read....Peripheral neuritis is a term for nerve inflammation far from the brain--usually hands/arms or feet/legs. There are various causes; e me if you've got/want details. And--sigh--I must finally admit, and in the shade of the boastful Q at that, I have never seen the Dan live. Missed every damn concert. Don't ask.
maj--arrggghh! Me too--fixworthy, that is. Listen to me, all chatty & benumbed while waiting for More. Say, what if they still need a few cuts, and are racking their brains for song subjects? What would YOU like to hear the Dan write about?
Has anyone ever heard of the jazz singer, Cassandra Wilson?
Back around 1979-80, she used to live in Little Rock and was the lead singer in a local blues-rock band. We were friends and used to sit around and act like Walter Becker (maybe we weren't as hard-core as Walter) and listened to Aja a lot. Cassandra used to say that she always wanted to do a cover of "The Fez".
Has anyone ever heard of the jazz singer, Cassandra Wilson?
Back around 1979-80, she used to live in Little Rock and was the lead singer in a local blues-rock band. We were friends and used to sit around and act like Walter Becker (maybe we weren't as hard-core as Walter) and listened to Aja a lot. Cassandra used to say that she always wanted to do a cover of "The Fez".
When I was around 27 years old, I decided I'd had more than my share of men and bad relationships and I was just going to have crushes on rock stars from then on. I developed a huge crush on Donald and Walter and listened to Steely Dan records Maj©...ouch...Garth-dog...an evil omen of the barkest kind...
life is but a dream,
mW
Ah, so at last I have found some people who are friends.
Oleander: Chloe is fine. In fact she is super cool. It's quite worrying. All she does is smile and play. No screaming, no trouble sleeping, eating and so on. I couldn't wish for a better one. Certainly a Show Biz Kid.
Clas: How old is your son. Does he have a goatie beard????
It is our annivesary today. Two years of trouble free but debt ridden marriage. we are the nouveau poor, but happy and that's what matters.
Anyway, enough of this Danielle Steel mini series schmolz. Let's start insulting eachother again!!!!!!
Laters
pretzels with back to the good old ways...
Oleander; thanks. I asked because I´m very afraid to die in a sudden heartstop. I´m going to get that stuff and have a sign under my shirt that says "the stuff is in my right pocket, stick it and hurry up because I´m dead!" We don´t want to get braindamages do we?
San Fran; his 22. When he came I was 20. 20 + 22 = ?
San Fran, when you look at Prince Charles, don´t you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?
DryShod, Clas
Question.
I somebody loves to fuck the terminally ill, is that a sign of premature necrofilia?
Kinky, You are a dick.
I think you are brain damaged and probably will end up like that dude who killed Versace.
The above post was not written by me.
Who is Versace?
Well, it looks like Clas isn't receiving enough attention again. Come on girls, you're falling down on the job!!
Lemme guess Oleander, you thought that was me again?
....it's so fucking obvious that is wasn't you....even you spell 'If' correctly....
....it's so fucking obvious that it wasn't you....even you spell 'If' correctly....
maj: Finally, another indirect mention of the "Dear Craig" letter...although current "conversations" are proving Kinky's point...the "productive summer" seems consistent with the River Sound coup and the sightings of stellar session guys in the loins of NYC
Oleander: Made a Maxx raid of irregulars just last week...I bet the place is a madhouse back in the Old North State...You're "segue" of Hey Nineteen into the retrospective Nightfly is interesting. The song could also represent (why not?) the growth of the Dan past the 16-24 demographic group
The Record Company Formerly Known As ABC-Dunhill origianlly marketed for the SD. Now having out grown youths and youth, why not look back at one's formative years with the opaque prism of a "today's" perspective where control of personal and wordly events seems grayer and more tenuous. Kamakiriad makes a nice "bookend" with The Nightfly where we hear someone who's apprehensive about the near future, with these fears taking on a dream-like, subconscious driven perspective. For example, TransIsland Skyway may at least partly represent tension/excitement at working with WB again. The collage of disjointed collage of scenes and the "odd" mixing are especially dreamlike in nature, musch different than the more sonically expansive "Big Noise Big City>' Oh, my analyst sez my time is up...gotta go.
Oleander: For starters, a song written about a wayward Dan fan now doing time in an Arkansas prison seems like PERFECT material for W+D.... call the song...."Purty Lips".
Good question, you got me thinking....
minah: I'm deeply disappointed. BTW, your profile says you have only two weeks to live. Sorry, man.
maj©
majah©: well now there's some fuckin' cheery news...any idea how I'm gonna buy it?
btw, to embelish upon your idea to Oleander: how about a song written about a wayward Dan drummer now doing time in an Arkansas prison.... call the song...."Purdie Lips"...
oompa (cow latin),
mW
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges.
"Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel..."
Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours.
& Remember the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one.
& I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song "CopKilller" yanked.
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges.
"Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel..."
Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours.
& Remember the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one.
& I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song "CopKilller" yanked.
I remember some of my women friends griping that Steely Dan was pretty sexist, tho I can't remember the exact offense. Let's face it, sometimes the Dan glamorizes self-destructive behavior.
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges.
"Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel..."
Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours.
& Remember the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one.
& I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song "CopKilller" yanked.
I remember some of my women friends griping that Steely Dan was pretty sexist, tho I can't remember the exact offense. Let's face it, sometimes the Dan glamorizes self-destructive behavior.
Do rock stars have some responsibility to society to promote wholesome behavior or should art be free? I'm not sure.
Sometimes I think art should be free. Other times I doubt whether the First Amendment should be a right.
As Neal Young said
"There's more to the picture than meets the eye
Hey, hey, my, my - Rock n Roll will never die"
When You're Out of the Blue and Into The Black
ok -- Sun Aug 10 05:13:06 PDT 1997
It isn't true
clas c@o Sun Aug 10 05:30:16 PDT 1997
Thanks Walt.
ok -- Sun Aug 10 05:35:45 PDT 1997
don't flatter yourself bozo
Q & A Whoa Sun Aug 10 07:18:12 PDT 1997
Q: What does walking across the grand canyon on a tight rope have in common with receiving oral sex from Janet Reno?
A: You don't want to look down...
cl cl@oak Sun Aug 10 08:42:56 PDT 1997
OK; so, how come you know? Bozo, is that for both of us? Walt and me?
Audi and out on the leftwing.
ok in a million ways Sun Aug 10 08:58:12 PDT 1997
what's the matter clas, can't sleep tonight?
rudy the last, I swear Sun Aug 10 10:48:47 PDT 1997
I love this "quote" thing.
"Rudy just sarcastically offered to help me with my site." "Anyway, my site wasn't put up to showcase my artistic talents"
no shit. I don't care WHAT they say, Kink, you CAN sense sarcasm when you see it.
"...but you seem to be the only clueless fool that couldn't figure that one out."
sorry, Kink, may have to go over that one again. I just love picking through your verbal trash jobs. A little scabby and they smell like old cheese, but they're fun nonetheless.
"So Rudy, if you want to beg someone for work, go back to Mr. Becker ... but I don't think he needs you either."
Excellent. Not that you'd ever get the chance to actually KNOW, but stating fact is beginning to look good on you. But I gotta tell you, good girls don't beg....you just wish they would (without being sarcastic,
for once).
I'm sorry, Kink, I'll leave you alone now.
rudy (no ordinary guy).
David Porter Slapback@Hotmail.com Sun Aug 10 16:02:44 PDT 1997
St. Al: Congratulations. Dance on tables and not get kicked out. (ref: ).
Rex Cox rex@icon.net Mon Aug 11 00:41:50 PDT 1997
Just checked out Kinky's site. It doesn't suck. Rather funny, actually.
Clas clas@work Mon Aug 11 00:55:04 PDT 1997
OK; no I couldn´t.
To create beauty you must suffer.
Clas
Rex Cox rex@icon.net Mon Aug 11 01:11:37 PDT 1997
I also checked out Rudy's site. I must say, its a helluva nice one, especially for someone who is a self-taught web site designer. And a homebrewer to boot!
Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew!
Ordinary Guy me@mine.com Mon Aug 11 05:44:02 PDT 1997
I ain't Rudy you fatbag.
And yes you showcase absolutely no artistic ability.
Ever try using
in your webpage. Oh, sorry thats all you used.
StAl A REAL HTML AUTHOR Mon Aug 11 07:10:14 PDT 1997
San Fran Knight Hey, you guys dish it out thick... Mon Aug 11 07:41:16 PDT 1997
I remember once, oh so long ago, when I mildly hinted that DF should not go glory hunting and should place keyboard supremecy on the shoulders of a hired gun!!!!
I was pilidged by numerous Dan officianados over the course of a month for this, but it was my fault. I said something a bit glib, and I didn't really mean what I said. Had to eat a remarkable amount of Humble
Pie following that one.
however, this smashing of the SFK on the dangerous rocks is nothing compared to the blasts flying between St Al, Rudy, Ruby, Clas, Kinky, Josie, YGK, Cote, Joe M, Rabbit, Moray Eel, Squonk, Donk,
Bonk, Plonk, Zonk, Kili, Fili, Ori, Nori, Gloin, Oin, Oleander and numerous others.
It's like fucking fission....
Now some are cool. Clas particular is impervious. But I find it hard to think that you could all be friends, but i know you are....
I have no friends. The people I work with all like Oasis, so they can fuck right off, and occasionally I'll get email from Clas.
laters
pretzels & lonely hearts
maj© frontier@uscom.com Mon Aug 11 09:27:07 PDT 1997
I need a fix of the real thing.
If Walt and Don are really in NYC recording, how about a one-nighter at a local club. Air out those fresh ones!!
"...let's hear it..."
maj©
PS. I heard that Skunk was back stage with guitar in hand at the Garth Brooks show in Central Park. Garth wouldn't call him up. Sound familiar?? Hmmmm... Walter's in New York, Garth is in New York.
Walter likes the country twang. Garth loves the country twang. Walt-dog, Garth-dog. Coincidence?? He'p me, minah!!
oleander dish-o-rama Mon Aug 11 13:32:04 PDT 1997
SFK--hold it! Keep me out of the dish fight! I have an irrational fondness for all--not really, most--GB BP's (bogus personae)--perhaps a mother hen type's yearning to gather all the little bickering boychicks
under my wings. So love & peace to ya. And how's your little girl?
Yo-yo Joe--Had fun on my re-V.isit. Couple favorite quotes: "Her eyes glittered like slopes of adjacent sawteeth." And "Poetry is not communication with angels or with the 'subconscious.' It is communication
with the guts, genitals and five portals of sense. Nothing more."
Ruby--Whoa, what did you expect? A couturier? I hate shopping. Tell you what, if "Hey Nineteen" had come on when I was trying on bathing suits, I would have put them down and slunk right out. I don't
need any smartass reminders of my age and parity, even from the Dan.
Clas--epinephrine=adrenaline. And if I don't get mine pumping, I'm going to be late for work.
clas clas@work Mon Aug 11 13:39:38 PDT 1997
SAN FRAN KNIGHT; don´t be sad. Friends? I went to my sons birthdayparty tonight. He played Ella Fitzgerald all night. And that´s my SON!
RUBY; did you get my email?
Tomorrow I think I will be finnished with my lyrics. DryShod over Rio Grande.
Godnight, I will sleep high and wake up dry.
Clas
PS What does "dryshod" means?
Q FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:14:58 PDT 1997
Gaarrsshh! - and I never thought I'd reach the status of Steely Dan Most Wanted. Let's see now Kink- your theory is that I buy stuff from SD fans - and sell it to -who????????(ie what- I sell it to Metallica
fans??)- It looks like good fun, but I'm starting to think you really are just delusional. Q
Edd eddcote@ultranet.com Mon Aug 11 16:29:10 PDT 1997
re: Kinky's site...
He's an artist! A pioneer! We've got to have some humor...
Well done, sir, well done. More humor in 3 minutes than in a lifetime of Clas...
You'll hear from my lawyers.
Edd
Q FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:59:18 PDT 1997
bye the way Kink- could you tell me the titles or tell me where all this pirated stuff that I'm producing/profiteering on is for sale????? - So I can go buy some!!! - I'm not aware of more than a handful of SD
"boots" around! + also,implicit in your theory- it has always facinated me- how you vastly overestimate the aggregate demand for SD esoterica- the Beatles they ain't, bro. We are a small clan of astutely
appreciative afficianados of our dynamic duo. See you all in Cleveland. PS Kinky, I'm seen lurking at far more than just Southeastern shows- in fact I think you were the guy I saw crapping in the stall with the
door open at the Roseland shows,or maybe it was Jones Beach,or was it Greatwoods-no Saratoga-jeez I can't remember.
Q FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:59:56 PDT 1997
bye the way Kink- could you tell me the titles or tell me where all this pirated stuff that I'm producing/profiteering on is for sale????? - So I can go buy some!!! - I'm not aware of more than a handful of SD
"boots" around! + also,implicit in your theory- it has always facinated me- how you vastly overestimate the aggregate demand for SD esoterica- the Beatles they ain't, bro. We are a small clan of astutely
appreciative afficianados of our dynamic duo. See you all in Cleveland. PS Kinky, I'm seen lurking at far more than just Southeastern shows- in fact I think you were the guy I saw passed out crapping in the
stall with the door open at the Roseland shows,or maybe it was Jones Beach,or was it Greatwoods-no Saratoga-jeez I can't remember.
oleander work?? Mon Aug 11 20:27:44 PDT 1997
Gotta tell you about my weekend. (I sense the trembling of scrolling fingers poised above their mice....) Seriously, the old man & I had some fun. We saw the Charlie Hunter Quartet--young jazz guys with
some chops; did a lot of jazz covers, some originals, a nice cover of "No Woman No Cry" with a hot Latin beat. The leader has GMS (I read about GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome; this is its corollary,
Guitar Modification Syndrome): he was slinging an 8-string, with the top 3 bass strings on top of the top 5 lead strings, so he plays bass with his thumb while he solos. The frets aren't parallel, but radiate like a
rising sun (Why, Edd?) Cool. I kind of missed a real bass, but I'm easliy impressed by people who can do more than one musical thing at a time. (That why I love Rahsaan? Dunno.) I also liked the way the
tenor sax licked his reed.
We also saw "Ulee's Gold," "Contact," and "Escape from L.A." Loved 'em all.
Mister La--Yeah, Roy & I also discovered a spacetime warp of shared history; mine's kind of in the opposite direction from you, geographically at least. Cool links....No, I'm sick of the Civil War; it still has
something of a presence around here. Actually, Frazier was in town tonight to read....Peripheral neuritis is a term for nerve inflammation far from the brain--usually hands/arms or feet/legs. There are various
causes; e me if you've got/want details. And--sigh--I must finally admit, and in the shade of the boastful Q at that, I have never seen the Dan live. Missed every damn concert. Don't ask.
maj--arrggghh! Me too--fixworthy, that is. Listen to me, all chatty & benumbed while waiting for More. Say, what if they still need a few cuts, and are racking their brains for song subjects? What would YOU
like to hear the Dan write about?
Karen Lewellen kolewellen@aristotle.net Mon Aug 11 20:30:40 PDT 1997
Has anyone ever heard of the jazz singer, Cassandra Wilson? Back around 1979-80, she used to live in Little Rock and was the lead singer in a local blues-rock band. We were friends and used to sit around
and act like Walter Becker (maybe we weren't as hard-core as Walter) and listened to Aja a lot. Cassandra used to say that she always wanted to do a cover of "The Fez".
Karen Lewellen kolewellen@aristotle.net Mon Aug 11 20:43:55 PDT 1997
Has anyone ever heard of the jazz singer, Cassandra Wilson? Back around 1979-80, she used to live in Little Rock and was the lead singer in a local blues-rock band. We were friends and used to sit around
and act like Walter Becker (maybe we weren't as hard-core as Walter) and listened to Aja a lot. Cassandra used to say that she always wanted to do a cover of "The Fez". When I was around 27 years old, I
decided I'd had more than my share of men and bad relationships and I was just going to have crushes on rock stars from then on. I developed a huge crush on Donald and Walter and listened to Steely Dan
records but I grew out of it. It was just a phase. I read once where DF and WB said they had the WIERDEST fans.... About that same time I had this roommate/best friend and she and I used to listen to the
song "Dr Wu" about 19 times a day. She used to say "It's a good thing we both have to same favorite song, since we listen to it all the time." I grew out of that, too. At the moment, if pressed to answer, I'd say
"Home At Last" is my favorite Steely Dan song. A sad note about another Steely Dan fan. He used to own this really cool local bar and spent more on the stereo system than to buy the business. He and I
were the only two locals who went wild over the Royal Scam. He asked me out once and it was to spend a week with him traveling in his Winnebago following Fleetwood Mac around the country on concert.
I said "Don't you think that's kinda heavy for a first date" and nothing ever happened between us. But he was in a bad car wreck and got sent to prison for drunk driving. Believe me, it's a nightmare to get sent
to an Arkansas prison. I really liked him. We were both huge Steely Dan fans. And I think it's sad.
minah just off a slow boat from... Mon Aug 11 23:57:40 PDT 1997
Maj©...ouch...Garth-dog...an evil omen of the barkest kind...
life is but a dream, mW
San Fran Knight smiles Tue Aug 12 02:57:37 PDT 1997
Ah, so at last I have found some people who are friends.
Oleander: Chloe is fine. In fact she is super cool. It's quite worrying. All she does is smile and play. No screaming, no trouble sleeping, eating and so on. I couldn't wish for a better one. Certainly a Show Biz
Kid.
Clas: How old is your son. Does he have a goatie beard????
It is our annivesary today. Two years of trouble free but debt ridden marriage. we are the nouveau poor, but happy and that's what matters.
Anyway, enough of this Danielle Steel mini series schmolz. Let's start insulting eachother again!!!!!!
Laters
pretzels with back to the good old ways...
clas clas@work Tue Aug 12 07:07:54 PDT 1997
Oleander; thanks. I asked because I´m very afraid to die in a sudden heartstop. I´m going to get that stuff and have a sign under my shirt that says "the stuff is in my right pocket, stick it and hurry up because
I´m dead!" We don´t want to get braindamages do we?
San Fran; his 22. When he came I was 20. 20 + 22 = ?
San Fran, when you look at Prince Charles, don´t you think someone in the Royal Family knew someone in the Royal Family?
DryShod, Clas
Kinky ya stupid fucks Tue Aug 12 11:10:21 PDT 1997
Question.
I somebody loves to fuck the terminally ill, is that a sign of premature necrofilia?
clas clas@work Tue Aug 12 11:16:25 PDT 1997
Kinky, You are a dick.
I think you are brain damaged and probably will end up like that dude who killed Versace.
clas like edd Tue Aug 12 12:04:53 PDT 1997
The above post was not written by me.
Who is Versace?
Kinky @ the watering hole Tue Aug 12 13:26:55 PDT 1997
Well, it looks like Clas isn't receiving enough attention again. Come on girls, you're falling down on the job!!
Lemme guess Oleander, you thought that was me again?
YGK .. Tue Aug 12 13:58:53 PDT 1997
....it's so fucking obvious that is wasn't you....even you spell 'If' correctly....
YGK .. Tue Aug 12 13:59:06 PDT 1997
....it's so fucking obvious that it wasn't you....even you spell 'If' correctly....
DrMu withmyBogushaircutandpersona Tue Aug 12 14:40:33 PDT 1997
maj: Finally, another indirect mention of the "Dear Craig" letter...although current "conversations" are proving Kinky's point...the "productive summer" seems consistent with the River Sound coup and the
sightings of stellar session guys in the loins of NYC
Oleander: Made a Maxx raid of irregulars just last week...I bet the place is a madhouse back in the Old North State...You're "segue" of Hey Nineteen into the retrospective Nightfly is interesting. The song
could also represent (why not?) the growth of the Dan past the 16-24 demographic group The Record Company Formerly Known As ABC-Dunhill origianlly marketed for the SD. Now having out grown
youths and youth, why not look back at one's formative years with the opaque prism of a "today's" perspective where control of personal and wordly events seems grayer and more tenuous. Kamakiriad
makes a nice "bookend" with The Nightfly where we hear someone who's apprehensive about the near future, with these fears taking on a dream-like, subconscious driven perspective. For example,
TransIsland Skyway may at least partly represent tension/excitement at working with WB again. The collage of disjointed collage of scenes and the "odd" mixing are especially dreamlike in nature, musch
different than the more sonically expansive "Big Noise Big City>' Oh, my analyst sez my time is up...gotta go.
maj© frontier@uscom.com Tue Aug 12 15:05:20 PDT 1997
Oleander: For starters, a song written about a wayward Dan fan now doing time in an Arkansas prison seems like PERFECT material for W+D.... call the song...."Purty Lips".
Good question, you got me thinking....
minah: I'm deeply disappointed. BTW, your profile says you have only two weeks to live. Sorry, man.
maj©
minah checking my watch... Tue Aug 12 19:08:50 PDT 1997
majah©: well now there's some fuckin' cheery news...any idea how I'm gonna buy it?
btw, to embelish upon your idea to Oleander: how about a song written about a wayward Dan drummer now doing time in an Arkansas prison.... call the song...."Purdie Lips"...
oompa (cow latin), mW
Karen Quinlan koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:12:35 PDT 1997
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges. "Drink scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the
wheel..." Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours. & Remember
the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one. & I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song
"CopKilller" yanked.
Karen Quinlan koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:15:14 PDT 1997
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges. "Drink scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the
wheel..." Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours. & Remember
the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one. & I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song
"CopKilller" yanked. I remember some of my women friends griping that Steely Dan was pretty sexist, tho I can't remember the exact offense. Let's face it, sometimes the Dan glamorizes self-destructive
behavior.
Karen Quinlan koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:20:46 PDT 1997
Actually, my old friend - the wayward Dan fan - didn't just get sent to an Arkansas prison for drunk driving. Manslaughter was one of the other charges. "Drink scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the
wheel..." Which sets me to thinking about rock stars and political correctness. You know, some do-gooders were down on some rock stars for letting cigarette companies sponsor their tours. & Remember
the outrage over the Rolling Stones "I'm Black and Blue and I love it" business? Even I thought the Stones had gone too far with that one. & I can certainly understand why the police wanted the song
"CopKilller" yanked. I remember some of my women friends griping that Steely Dan was pretty sexist, tho I can't remember the exact offense. Let's face it, sometimes the Dan glamorizes self-destructive
behavior. Do rock stars have some responsibility to society to promote wholesome behavior or should art be free? I'm not sure. Sometimes I think art should be free. Other times I doubt whether the First
Amendment should be a right. As Neal Young said "There's more to the picture than meets the eye Hey, hey, my, my - Rock n Roll will never die" When You're Out of the Blue and Into The Black
Ouchie! Uncle Al, please make it stop! Too yellow! Can't see the points between different posts. I accidently read a clas post!
I'm meeeelllllttiinng.....
edd: are you seeing yellow???
I've got green here!!!!!!!!
i quite like it actually. It woke me up quite effectively
laters
pretzels & lime jelly
The Dan called it quits after 8 years. I think this guestbook has petered out, St. Al, consider letting it RIP.
What's with this pea-green guestbook, St. Al? Maybe you should hire Rudy the Great or, God forbid, Walter the Becker to help you with the design.
Holy Fuck! It's fuscha!!
Dear Robbie
Why don't you plug your big ass hole with your head and get the fuck off my guest book if you don't like it.
Is that clear?? And where the fuck did you get a stupid name like Robbie Wesley from, anyway?
Oh ... I almost forgot. Fuck you Kinky
Walter Pecker is a homo, and his music suck big time. Kinky - are you what you pretend to be, or what I believe you are, just a cheap geek with nowhere to go?
Walter Pecker... Donald Fagget... huh, huh, huh
clas: Are you out of cigarettes? That's some serious vitriol. Well done!
Robbie: The GB does peter out from time to time; however, it's usually because people like you know so little yet share so much. If you have some insight, please provide. If you don't, please follow clas's instructions. What's wrong with you? Is your Columbia House shipment late? Don't know what to do with yourself until your Hanson cd arrives?
I forgot to say..it seems there is some serious impersonating going on here that should not and cannot be tolerated.
This guest book was created for the purpose of sharing insights on The Dan and getting to know our fellow Dan Heads. I ask why would any normal individual invade this site to fuck it up in such a meaningless way?
Anyway, keep rolling and StAl, change the fucking green shit or I'll send you the bill for repairing my monitor.
Karen: I don't believe that's your name. Is your middle name Ann?
You're quite the legal scholar. The First Amendment should not be a right? Oh my, the late Wm. Brennan could hardly hold a candle to your jurisprudence. I often think about similar issues concerning rights. For example, should Arkansas have the right to be a state?
clas: I'll go low. You go high. Karen must follow Robbie out the exit door.
Kinky is the great geek masturbator.
Who the fuck is using my name. I shall get to her bottom!
Whoever posted under my name with profanity: You have the right to speak your mind on the net and use any language you choose; however, you have no rights (1st Amendment or otherwise) to use someone else's rights for your dirty work. Profanity isn't in my posts. Got it? Also, I would never say "would not" and "should not" in the same sentence. Perhaps you should seek entertainment by placing your digits down your pants?!
clas: Help me out!
You are all so pathetic. I wasn't even trying to be funny, just to have fun (which is quite different) with all of you, that is.
Your inferior capabilities will not let you distinguish the subtle nuances yet all is well.
You are right Mr. Someone has also been violating my first amendment rights under the US Constitution. But I can't do a thing since I am not in the US.
Maybe if we "violate the violator" with a ten inch pipe up his (her) ass we get something back.
By the way, I am very annoyed at someone faking my name and using profanity. That sucks!
MrLaPage : Well actually you did not say "would not" and "should not" in the same sentence. If I recall correctly you said "should not" and "cannot" in the same sentence, didn't you.
Kinky: I did not say either. But you are clever.
ooooooooooh boys, the things you say
Actually, my friend LaPage, you DID say "would not" and "should not" in the same sentence. This happened when you were complaining in your Wed Aug 13 11:14:32 PDT 1997 post.
As I recall, you quipped, and I quote:
"Also, I would never say "would not" and "should not" in the same sentence."
Now this to me qualifies as a sentence, in which you say "would not" and "should not". Do you deny this??
Kinky. Why don't you just kill yourself and do this guestbook a favor? Sorry Walter for Kinky calling you a pecker.
Also,
Arkansas is a place where Hillbillys can molest women, snort cocaine, cheat on his wife, then become President of the United States. You people are good people. Plucked any chickens, lately?
Enough!
Kinky, nobody gives a rats ass for your recursive sylogistic bullshit, whatever it is you care to accomplish with such twisted and worthless technicalities.
We all understand what MrLaPage was talking about, except you, it seems. Or is it that in your sick delusion you actually believe we will buy into the stupid routine you've been trying to pull lately.
Clas, unlike you, stupid fuck, I know what I am doing.
Clas, why don't you go and fuck that stinking fucking dog of yours and erase YOURSELF from this site. You've been spending way to much time logged in.
Whoever it is who is imposting me, thanks, I´m flattered. It´s pretty good english I write?
MrLaPage, if it was you, let´s take a cig and leave this book for a while.
clas
Check out the posts from a year or two back. The
Q
FLAROOM Tue Aug 5 17:39:46 PDT 1997
Q
FLAROOM Tue Aug 5 17:47:27 PDT 1997
oleander
rolling in the aisles Tue Aug 5 21:27:22 PDT 1997
Rikki
rickborn@msn.com Tue Aug 5 23:22:38 PDT 1997
R.J. Borrell
danfan@ix.netcom.com Wed Aug 6 01:14:32 PDT 1997
Clas
clas@work Wed Aug 6 05:35:42 PDT 1997
YGK
.. Wed Aug 6 06:35:03 PDT 1997
sheesh
@sidelines Wed Aug 6 07:38:21 PDT 1997
ush
@sidebets Wed Aug 6 08:05:29 PDT 1997
make
that Wed Aug 6 08:06:59 PDT 1997
laughin'
and laughin' Wed Aug 6 08:19:32 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@f@r@s... Wed Aug 6 08:45:27 PDT 1997
a nifty little
black cow Wed Aug 6 10:16:31 PDT 1997
maj©
frontier@uscom.com Wed Aug 6 10:18:35 PDT 1997
Standing On
The Sidelines Wed Aug 6 10:24:17 PDT 1997
maj©
frontier@uscom.com Wed Aug 6 10:39:50 PDT 1997
Roy.Scam
fever dream Wed Aug 6 13:13:50 PDT 1997
clas
clas@work Thu Aug 7 03:35:45 PDT 1997
Dan Drummond
None Thu Aug 7 06:14:35 PDT 1997
San francisco knight
my ribs fucking hurt! Thu Aug 7 09:04:48 PDT 1997
Gary Robertson
gary@wvinter.net Thu Aug 7 10:07:36 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@work Thu Aug 7 11:13:03 PDT 1997
Jon
@ his yellow stripe Thu Aug 7 11:18:40 PDT 1997
Vernom James
clas@work Thu Aug 7 12:22:34 PDT 1997
RubyBaby
goodnight, sleeptight Thu Aug 7 18:11:02 PDT 1997
Reme Flambough
haunted house Thu Aug 7 18:35:20 PDT 1997
foja
foja@sunweb.net Thu Aug 7 18:42:14 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@rest Thu Aug 7 19:33:48 PDT 1997
(Good King) Richard
rlongman@dca.gov.au Thu Aug 7 20:05:18 PDT 1997
oleander
toothpicks Thu Aug 7 22:44:42 PDT 1997
Old Doc Benway
Big O.R. in the Sky Fri Aug 8 03:20:30 PDT 1997
San Fran Knight
avec la douche froide Fri Aug 8 05:33:12 PDT 1997
Craig Tucker
jacque@crafti.com.au Fri Aug 8 08:00:48 PDT 1997
mWorld
at the auction Fri Aug 8 08:35:02 PDT 1997
RubyBaby
come see the Macy's side of Sears Fri Aug 8 10:02:32 PDT 1997
whining stranger
red20@att-access.com Fri Aug 8 11:23:00 PDT 1997
rudy
stelydan@mindspring.com Fri Aug 8 12:56:47 PDT 1997
Ordinary Guy
Me@mine.com Fri Aug 8 13:52:44 PDT 1997
Beast w/o A Name
petern@sequent.com Fri Aug 8 14:06:32 PDT 1997
Regular Gal
none Fri Aug 8 14:15:25 PDT 1997
Duane
duanelee@umich.edu Fri Aug 8 15:57:01 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@yourservice Fri Aug 8 16:58:13 PDT 1997
Kinky
buried deep in the South Fri Aug 8 18:24:02 PDT 1997
Holger
clas@ the oak-spot Sat Aug 9 00:48:33 PDT 1997
StAl
stalfnzo@seanet.com Sat Aug 9 08:48:06 PDT 1997
clas
clas@oaks Sat Aug 9 15:18:32 PDT 1997
TaDa
@durrr-um Sat Aug 9 16:35:03 PDT 1997
durrrrr-um
@tum Sat Aug 9 16:38:14 PDT 1997
beeda
@boom Sat Aug 9 16:46:12 PDT 1997
dedaa
@brrrrrrrrrump Sat Aug 9 16:50:34 PDT 1997
Reme Flambough
haunted house Sat Aug 9 17:55:36 PDT 1997
Zeke
spike@eatel.net Sat Aug 9 18:07:54 PDT 1997
stilton
cheesewright@nuts Sat Aug 9 19:38:33 PDT 1997
ok
-- Sun Aug 10 05:13:06 PDT 1997
clas
c@o Sun Aug 10 05:30:16 PDT 1997
ok
-- Sun Aug 10 05:35:45 PDT 1997
Q & A
Whoa Sun Aug 10 07:18:12 PDT 1997
cl
cl@oak Sun Aug 10 08:42:56 PDT 1997
ok
in a million ways Sun Aug 10 08:58:12 PDT 1997
rudy
the last, I swear Sun Aug 10 10:48:47 PDT 1997
David Porter
Slapback@Hotmail.com Sun Aug 10 16:02:44 PDT 1997
Rex Cox
rex@icon.net Mon Aug 11 00:41:50 PDT 1997
Clas
clas@work Mon Aug 11 00:55:04 PDT 1997
Rex Cox
rex@icon.net Mon Aug 11 01:11:37 PDT 1997
Ordinary Guy
me@mine.com Mon Aug 11 05:44:02 PDT 1997
StAl
A REAL HTML AUTHOR Mon Aug 11 07:10:14 PDT 1997
San Fran Knight
Hey, you guys dish it out thick... Mon Aug 11 07:41:16 PDT 1997
maj©
frontier@uscom.com Mon Aug 11 09:27:07 PDT 1997
oleander
dish-o-rama Mon Aug 11 13:32:04 PDT 1997
clas
clas@work Mon Aug 11 13:39:38 PDT 1997
Q
FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:14:58 PDT 1997
Edd
eddcote@ultranet.com Mon Aug 11 16:29:10 PDT 1997
Q
FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:59:18 PDT 1997
Q
FLAROOM Mon Aug 11 16:59:56 PDT 1997
oleander
work?? Mon Aug 11 20:27:44 PDT 1997
Karen Lewellen
kolewellen@aristotle.net Mon Aug 11 20:30:40 PDT 1997
Karen Lewellen
kolewellen@aristotle.net Mon Aug 11 20:43:55 PDT 1997
minah
just off a slow boat from... Mon Aug 11 23:57:40 PDT 1997
San Fran Knight
smiles Tue Aug 12 02:57:37 PDT 1997
clas
clas@work Tue Aug 12 07:07:54 PDT 1997
Kinky
ya stupid fucks Tue Aug 12 11:10:21 PDT 1997
clas
clas@work Tue Aug 12 11:16:25 PDT 1997
clas
like edd Tue Aug 12 12:04:53 PDT 1997
Kinky
@ the watering hole Tue Aug 12 13:26:55 PDT 1997
YGK
.. Tue Aug 12 13:58:53 PDT 1997
YGK
.. Tue Aug 12 13:59:06 PDT 1997
DrMu
withmyBogushaircutandpersona Tue Aug 12 14:40:33 PDT 1997
maj©
frontier@uscom.com Tue Aug 12 15:05:20 PDT 1997
minah
checking my watch... Tue Aug 12 19:08:50 PDT 1997
Karen Quinlan
koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:12:35 PDT 1997
Karen Quinlan
koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:15:14 PDT 1997
Karen Quinlan
koquinlan@arkansas Tue Aug 12 21:20:46 PDT 1997
stupid fuckin moron
just to recap Wed Aug 13 00:17:34 PDT 1997
Edd
eddcote@ultranet.com Wed Aug 13 03:12:05 PDT 1997
San Fran Knight
jim@businessmonitor.co.uk Wed Aug 13 04:01:29 PDT 1997
Robbie Wesley
rws@aol.com Wed Aug 13 09:19:15 PDT 1997
What The
Hell R U Doing St. Al? Wed Aug 13 10:11:41 PDT 1997
DrMu
behindthelookingglass Wed Aug 13 10:28:09 PDT 1997
Clas
@work Wed Aug 13 10:43:35 PDT 1997
Karen Quinlan
koquinlan@arkansas Wed Aug 13 10:51:01 PDT 1997
Butthead Kinky
@foxhole Wed Aug 13 10:57:45 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@what clas said Wed Aug 13 10:58:01 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@addendum Wed Aug 13 11:05:05 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@what???? Wed Aug 13 11:08:36 PDT 1997
Clas
@leisure Wed Aug 13 11:09:14 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@pissedlikehell Wed Aug 13 11:13:26 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@someone's throat Wed Aug 13 11:14:32 PDT 1997
Kinky
@ the shit hole Wed Aug 13 11:20:49 PDT 1997
Clas
@leisure Wed Aug 13 11:28:04 PDT 1997
Kinky
@ the hole Wed Aug 13 11:32:22 PDT 1997
MrLaPage
@corrected Wed Aug 13 11:35:08 PDT 1997
ooooh
la la Wed Aug 13 11:37:59 PDT 1997
Kinky
@particular specificity Wed Aug 13 12:30:19 PDT 1997
Clas
At Yellow Guessbook Wed Aug 13 12:32:11 PDT 1997
Clas
Again Wed Aug 13 12:35:24 PDT 1997
Clas
@leisure still Wed Aug 13 12:40:19 PDT 1997
Kinky
@ the fuckhole again, and again... Wed Aug 13 12:44:49 PDT 1997
Kinky
and again, and again ... Wed Aug 13 12:47:04 PDT 1997
clas
atelje.lundkvist@mbox300.swipnet.se Wed Aug 13 12:57:15 PDT 1997
Phelonious
snowbound Wed Aug 13 14:37:01 PDT 1997